that's sick dude I love history

No Hogwarts for you!

this is a deep cut. If you get it...we're definitely friends.

What do you expect? It’s a Burger King. I once got pie with mold on it lol 😆

Still not mildly interesting.

Thank you. And I don't think it's a pun? It's a play on iamthegrey, which, is my gamer tag for things, but iamthegrey, iamthegreyer where taken on reddit.

extra long toes as well

It's a galaxy z flip

No?

Stuff like this is why humanity's memory will never die. Whatever takes over the planet after us are gonna speak of us in legend

"Looks like it's 90 degrees and sunny out today..."

Fuck. :(

I do declare!

>We don't know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the sky.

Na, its using a bimetallic strip to move the glass in the tube. The mercury slides back and forth, and makes contact with the conductors only one one side.

It’s a pigeon! You can see the face outline and the wings are the wrong shape to be an owl

It's interesting that the line for the first person's name has "Mr." printed, but the line for the other person's name has just "M". I wonder what the other possibilities were besides "Miss"

Don't worry - this is what I saw too

I found this in the 1900 census from Grant, WV:

John T Evans - 57 - Head of Household

Jane Evans - 51 - Wife

Walter Evans - 22 - Son

Fanny Evans - 17 - Daughter

Ocie S Evans - 13 - Daughter

Henry H Evans - 11 - Son

John E Evans - 5 - Son

According to wvgenweb.org. he was 26 when he married in 1922, so this could be accurate.

EDIT: In 1930, he and Gertrude lived in New York, NY with five children (Hazel - 16, James - 14. Eva - 12 [this may be a typo by the census taker--2 seems possible, but Im not sure], Elizabeth - 5, and Jeneva - 1). From 1930 Federal Census.

EDIT 2: The 1940 Census has four additional children. (Virginia May - 10, Frank - 8, Dorothy - 5, and Walter - 3). They lived in Babylon, Suffolk, NY in 1935 and at 259 Main St., Fishkill, Dutchess, NY in 1940.

Remember, these are 10 years apart from the previous census.

EDIT 3: WWI service records seem to indicate his serial number was 5,831,951. He may have served overseas from Feb. 26, 1916 - Apr. 5, 1919. Honorably discharged Apr. 21, 1919.

EDIT 4: WWII Draft Registration shows serial number 2970 and a birth date of Dec. 8, 1895.

EDIT 5: Youngest child, Walter W. (1937-1998), born and died in Fishkill, Dutchess, NY. Buried in Fishkill Rural Cemetery. Married to Nancy Jane Evans (Oct. 27, 1938-Dec. 5, 2019).

EDIT 6: John E. Evans' Gravesite and his daughter, Dorothy Louise Evans Carr (obituary at bottom of page). Dorothy was born Sept. 2, 1934 and passed away peacefully in her sleep on Nov. 11, 2020.

That's all I've got for now, but OP did say this:

>The previous owner of the house passed away before we bought it. I don’t know her maiden name, but I assume this was her parents’ marriage certificate, and was perhaps brought in when her father came to live with them (presumably after his wife passed away). As I mentioned in another comment, the wall itself was a partition partially built out of moving crates, with John Evans’ name and address stamped on them.

And this:

>I live in Vermont, not West Virginia.

I suspect it may have been Dorothy Louise Evans' home as she resided in Burlington, Chittenden County, Vermont, at the time of her death.

Sadly, every family member I have listed thus far had passed away prior to Dorothy.

FINAL UPDATE: OP has confirmed that the house belonged to Dorothy.

Probably committed suicide when it realized it was at Newark.

If you can post a link to a high res version where everything is legible then I can add this to the records on familysearch.org

Arre St. Trump! Idk if he's a saint just yet. Give it time.

Hehe caulk

Poor thing

That's how I react to being at EWR too