Submitted by MarvelsGrantMan136 t3_yiev3b in movies
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CyclonusDecept t1_iuia3bk wrote
Sounds like a copy of that spike Lee film?
CandyAssedJabroni t1_iuiasn1 wrote
You say jcvd, I say I'm in.
MarvelsGrantMan136 OP t1_iuiebxj wrote
>Anthony Hickox (Hellraiser III) wrote the screenplay and will direct the film, which will follow four mercenaries who find a hidden treasure in the Congo. They bury it and agree to meet back at the same spot in three years and split the fortune evenly, but things take a different turn.
>Starring alongside Van Damme will be NFL star-turned-actor Vernon Davis (Gasoline Alley), Rafael Amaya (The Lord of Skies) and Madalina Anea (Watcher).
uniquecannon t1_iuiefp2 wrote
This time it's JCVD who's hunting Pyramid Head
uniquecannon t1_iuiejm0 wrote
Wtf since when did Vernon Davis become an actor?
MagicMarshmelllow t1_iuiffab wrote
And this time ITS PERSONAL
OptimusSublime t1_iuiiaqa wrote
Half of the movie will be him in his split pose. And only that.
CrazyKarlRove t1_iuij6wr wrote
... now available on streaming.
GweedoTheGreat t1_iuikn7q wrote
And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear.
autoposting_system t1_iuild6i wrote
Correct headline: "Jean-Claude Van Damme still alive"
Thankkratom t1_iuimd0t wrote
Yo for real though…
your_fathers_beard t1_iuiml37 wrote
The man must be 99% cocaine at this point.
Rampage_900 t1_iuiowhr wrote
Frank Dux back in action 💪👊
SuikTwoPointOh t1_iuiqn8y wrote
Are you confusing him with that shit stain Steven Seagal? He never met a dictator that he didn’t like and is basically a Kremlin shill at this point.
RealLifeSuperZero t1_iuiqwsg wrote
Did you see Jean Claude Van Johnson on Amazon?
Vunks t1_iuir3fi wrote
We need a season 2.
Expensive_Ad_1033 t1_iuis3fo wrote
fuckshitpoopdick t1_iuit2tx wrote
How to gas light jcvd fans 101 right here.
noeagle77 t1_iuit7ig wrote
Silent hill cinematic universe!
oog_ooog t1_iuiu2oe wrote
No I’ve seen goofy videos of Seagal dancing in Russia though
MrCartmenes t1_iuiv0nn wrote
JVC is silent but deadly
wordsandwich t1_iuivnft wrote
Hopefully not direct to video. I wouldn't mind, however, seeing Van Damme show up in a slightly bigger budget Netflix type movie, and it doesn't always have to be a boilerplate action movie like this one appears to be. Between JCVD and Jean Claude Van Johnson, he's showcased a lot of range.
NightsOfFellini t1_iuiwh9i wrote
I thought he was retiring?
mbp2781 t1_iuiwrrz wrote
Wouldn’t mind a well done bloodsport reboot with all stars from the last few decades
ConradBHart42 t1_iuixnwo wrote
If he was, he must have done so before realizing that it would mean people would pay even less attention to him.
TimeVersusTime t1_iuiyc62 wrote
"Take your fancy knife, and your black sooty headwear, and go back to Lakeside Amusement Park."
Muzoa t1_iuiz63j wrote
Tomato Potato
StudBoi69 t1_iuizlfy wrote
When Kam banished his soul to the Shadow Realm
FunkoXday t1_iuj0g0x wrote
No its a rival to loud accident
Selective_Caring t1_iuj1ypv wrote
Ready for the slow motion shot of Pyramid Head eating a helicopter kick
vtron t1_iuj2aby wrote
Don't forget the gratuitous buns shots. Can't have a JCVD movie without his bare ass on screen.
fruitporridge t1_iuj2ukx wrote
He is too old to be an action star
DernaNerna t1_iuj35us wrote
Sounds like Da Five Bloods
Vegan_Harvest t1_iuj5og6 wrote
Silent but deadly...
Henry_Cavillain t1_iuj62ni wrote
Chong Li redemption arc?
poe_todd t1_iuj8x80 wrote
Allow me to recommend Jean-Claude Van Johnson on Prime.
DividedState t1_iujaxg6 wrote
Oh god.
Spring-Both t1_iujc6xw wrote
To this day I still watch his old cheesy action movies Lol.
morbinoutofcontrol t1_iujfuyr wrote
Outside of being nostalgia, the action movies from the 90s are just so corny, campy, cheesy that it's just a cozy time to watch.
autoposting_system t1_iujg989 wrote
Thanks: I think maybe I heard about this and forgot to put it on my list.
SteelBagel t1_iujgfhw wrote
Let’s not forget his spinning jump kicks and gutteral yells.
AnBearna t1_iujggif wrote
Hard Target is top shelf cheddar 👍😄
SelfLazy2406 t1_iujgw26 wrote
he will just use the green screen footage
UpYours3265 t1_iujiocn wrote
OK USA 🌛
morbinoutofcontrol t1_iujj7wq wrote
Sickest mullet in Hollywood.
Blind-bigfoot t1_iujkfz2 wrote
I can just see a scene where he slathers on icy hot for his sciatica before he heads out for the final act.
Still watch that movie
xBobSacamanox t1_iujmbkq wrote
SLOW MOTION.....spinning jump kicks and gutteral yells
Kennyjive t1_iujnl4m wrote
Ahm goink to keek that sunuffabitch Pyramit Hett’s Ass so ‘ord, that the next Pyramitt Hett wannabe is goink to phill eht.
TheDeadlySquid t1_iujpsn0 wrote
Still wish they would make one of these films and call it, “Silent But Deadly”.
DJ-Dowism t1_iujz43c wrote
Ex-cops forced to become roommates because of their crappy pension start noticing something crooked going on in the low-rent apartment complex where they now mix with the criminal class they worked against their entire careers. Also one of them might've been on the take and there's a rapscallion kid with a heart of gold and a hot grandma.
Grimspike t1_iuk01bq wrote
I read that in his voice! Neat!
isbashko t1_iuk02u1 wrote
Gotta have The GILF in there
DJ-Dowism t1_iuk1q3w wrote
You could call it Beat Cops because they both retired plains-clothes despite ignominious turns in detective and tactical units but their chief busted them down to the street because of their reckless insubordination, and because they're, y'know, old and busted.
mbp2781 t1_iuk2sub wrote
Yessssss Donnie yen would also be a must
themanfromvulcan t1_iuka759 wrote
Old fart: Silent Kill!
Vmagnum t1_iukb4s1 wrote
Came here specifically for this 👍
samx3i t1_iui98e5 wrote
Wild it's been 34 years since Bloodsport.