Pitch a film that you know would never make it in Hollywood but you would pay for a ticket to see anyway.

Let's get crazy!

Any genre is acceptable but it would be fun if any were really funny. However, what would be really impressive is if you can tug at my heart strings/make cry in the form of a movie pitch delivered through a comment on a Reddit post.

You can be as brief or as detailed as you want. Inclusion of dialogue and scene descriptions are encouraged. You can say why it wouldn't work/why you'd want to see it if you don't think it's obvious based on the pitch.