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MacTechG4 t1_j70k417 wrote

Porcupines also make the most adorable noises that trigger an instinctive “MUST HUG!” reaction, thus proving Mother Nature has a truly twisted sense of humor…

https://youtu.be/Y4wOBw82ExE

In the spirit of ‘god makes things’…

God; I’ve got ANOTHER great idea!

Angel; (groans in anticipation) what now, Sir….

G; you know those beavers I made yesterday?

A; make them venomous?

G; …no, but I like your creativity! Maybe I’ll use that idea in another mammal… no this time, take the beaver, and replace its flat paddle tail with a regular tail…

A; and a stinger? Right?

G; no, and I resent your implication that I’m becoming predictable, Jeremy… just make this one fuzzy, long fur this time…

A; this sounds too good to be true, where’s the evil twist?…

G; and make it make adorable noises that trigger a Hug reflex, kinda like those Mogwai I’m making next week….

A; this one actually sounds nice, a cuddly, friendly critter that makes you want to hug it… but let me guess, it sprays a stinky fluid from its butt?

G; GREAT IDEA, I’M STEALING IT!… but not for this one….

A; ….I’m waiting…. It’s inevitable, a cuddly, huggable critter just sounds too suspicious, knowing you…

G; COVER IT WITH BARBED SPINES UNDER THE FUR! AND THE SPINES ARE HARD AND PAINFUL TO REMOVE, MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO ACTUALLY HUG IT!…

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StudioOwl t1_j70h68z wrote

Ironically our “Ice and Snow” festival had to postpone to Sunday. Ditto. Hunkering down. Opening door only to potty the dogs at warp speed.

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Emptyplates t1_j7094rd wrote

My tauntauns are safely in their pens. We're set to hunker down for 48 hours. Which we were going to do anyway. Lazy. No freezing before we reach the first marker here.

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