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peter-doubt t1_iueswd1 wrote

Secaucus hoagiefest is stupid..

Hoagies belong south of Trenton. Everybody knows that.

Thus, this is disappointing, or stupid, or both

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mikektti t1_iuevqri wrote

Why not just ask me the answers to my security questions?

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00stoll t1_iuexejx wrote

I mean...I sort of like Benny Boardwalk

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Algae-Ok t1_iuexsni wrote

Damn you found me born in the meadowlands and 75% Italiano

Secaucus guido

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Gabag000L t1_iueysj3 wrote

Porkroll Saltpepperketchup

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biscuit1896 t1_iueyvwe wrote

Discofries Speedingticket.... Definitely had my share of speeding tickets.

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Fryceratops t1_iuf73zw wrote

These exist so people can find out your birthday.

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AmIOnTV t1_iuf785m wrote

Atlantic Mozzarella

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LeftHandedAnt t1_iuf7dpw wrote

Don't answer these unless you want to give out personal information people...

Just save the picture and share it with someone who already knows your birthday if you absolutely must.

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Pigsin5pace t1_iuf7ixd wrote

Omg no way am I Pork Roll Taylor Ham wtf

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Hetjr t1_iuf8jpc wrote

Discofries Hoagiefest

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ShatteredPink t1_iufarii wrote

yknow i think the funniest part is that my birthdays in august and my dads name was anthony/tony. who was also born in august

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Majestic-Unicorn33 OP t1_iufcr0m wrote

It was all in good fun. I really didn’t think a birthday month and day was a bad thing. On Facebook, the birth year is even listed. Hell, all you need is my name and you can find out my address, block/lot number, sales record, what I pay in taxes, etc.

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CapeManiac t1_iufdnbk wrote

I’d check out Blueberry Springsteen

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QuackingButtercup t1_iufe0v9 wrote

It's honestly not that hard to get someones information with a bit of searching. People often use the same usernames in different places so they might have mentioned their real name in another place. Also the giving out your birthday isn't really smart to begin with (and can lead to id fraud).

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Majestic-Unicorn33 OP t1_iufe75t wrote

Reddit's user anonymity is excellent. Unless you post personal information or use your actual name as your username (or similar to other accounts) there's a minimal chance that someone can trace your Reddit account. Additionally, Reddit doesn't display your email on your profile.

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FDNY_Chris t1_iufegk3 wrote

Blueberry parkway. Hmmmm 🤔

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SlyMarboJr t1_iufemrq wrote

The fact that the second list isn't just all Italian last names is disingenuous.

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RT11188 t1_iufgc5q wrote

Snooki Taylor ham. I'm kind of offended.

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vepearson t1_iufjeuo wrote

Benny Shoobie…. Wanna go to Golden Nugget 😂😂😂

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njdevil12 t1_iufjv97 wrote

Wawa 20cashregular

That's spot on for me in high school 😂

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CosmicEntrails t1_iufkisv wrote

Speedy Speedingticket, asshole extraordinaire!

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moresauce49 t1_iufmial wrote

Pork roll pothole. I am New Jersey

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Sivallye t1_iufosxf wrote

Discofries 90ina60… pretty accurate 😅

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Injunity t1_iufp44m wrote

Blueberry Soprano Sounds about right considering I'm from Jersey.

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Cerebralbore t1_iufpumm wrote

Speedy Parkway. I'm actually kind of disappointed with that name.

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smacdaddy1 t1_iuftan1 wrote

Pork roll Taylor Ham, what a combination

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MorganRose99 t1_iuftp6o wrote

Benny Deli

Now I wish I was born on August 21st

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NJPokerJ t1_iug0hmy wrote

Tony Bon Jovi. Not bad

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8thcross t1_iug5oey wrote

20 cash regular is spot on. I thought it was just me!

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i_do_it_all t1_iug6y3x wrote

scammers have entered the NJ subreddit. lol. nice phasing attempt buddy. better luck next time.

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BYNX0 t1_iug7e3j wrote

I refuse to accept what I got

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FriedHummus t1_iug880g wrote

I prefer my Reddit cake day name over my “real” birthday name

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Ants1963 t1_iuga95a wrote

My Jersey name is Atlantic Cawfee.

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Ohmysmut t1_iugcib5 wrote

Mine is Secaucus 90ina60, but my sister is God’s favorite and is Wawa Hoagiefest

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Yoshiyo0211 t1_iugfg4t wrote

I don't wanna be Snookie Bon Jovi.

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JizzyTurds t1_iught1e wrote

There are no security questions that ask the month and day of your birthday, relax conspiracy theorists, 90% of stolen accounts are idiots that fall for fake links and put their password in, probably the same people posting this meme is meant to steal your info.

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bmount48 t1_iugk139 wrote

Imagine doing this thinking it will be fun and you end up being snooki cawfee or porkroll river gap

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andracute2 t1_iuglnhv wrote

Argumentative Trenton here lol

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stoco91 t1_iuglvji wrote

Wawa River Gap sounds pretty good

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Michael_Blurry t1_iugojdw wrote

Nice try, scammer tryna get my security question answers. Go back to FB.

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ItchyK t1_iugv2y8 wrote

Thought the same exact thing. The next post will be based on your mother's maiden name and the last 4 digits of your social to find out your spirit animal.

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ElyrsRnfs t1_iuh4mbp wrote

I got Atlantic Devils lol.

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mikeyman1967 t1_iuhko8k wrote

How do I keep getting 'shut the fuck up, Donnie'?

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JeffRyan1 t1_iuhoqx1 wrote

RIP, those with November 30 birthdays.

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small_e_900 t1_iuhrccd wrote

Porkroll Deli, but I prefer my maiden name, Taylor Ham Deli

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Pherllerp t1_iui2q8w wrote

Hey mods this is a bad post. This is Facebook shit that makes people give away their birthday info. Please delete.

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justdan76 t1_iui47cp wrote

Note that only someone born on Feb 29 could be a speedy piney

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Slatedtoprone t1_iui8l1k wrote

Don’t give out your date of birth on the internet.

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henry_sqared t1_iuiefw4 wrote

I appreciate that April Fools= Porkeoll Taylor Ham.

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chuckenslin t1_iuivfq0 wrote

Porkroll Guido! Best thing ever!

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5uck3rpunch t1_iuj05nf wrote

Blueberry Boardwalk...it could be worse. I'll take it.

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Slavic_Dusa t1_iuj696u wrote

What a great idea for data mining! Quick let's all share our birthdays!

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NachoFries2020 t1_iujy531 wrote

Why isn’t Taylor Ham in there! I want to speak to the manager!

Hahaahahah

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