lake winnipesaukee NH. Then you can shop at the Tanger outlets in Tilton

Berkshires, MA.... Check out the local wineries, breweries and cideries.

Perfect, then!

St Michaels MD. Beautiful, quaint seaport

It is in the Ophidiophobia business

I know. But the joke doesn't work cuz if you were in the business it's barely a nope rope

There's very little chance home prices will drop outside of a hard recession. The proximity to NYC and Philly collectively allow for higher prices because of good, steady job markets. Waiting for a recession for prices to drop may or may not work out, people have been predicting a recession for a year now and we still aren't there.

Only those already above 1 million everything else below that threshold will stay the same.

Jim Thorpe pa. Pretty, nice little town. Few decent restaurants. Penns Peak is smaller concert venue nearby (haven’t been, but looks ok, 2nd string older stuff) White water rafting in season, train rides…

Lake placid Ny beautiful- everything from 5star, To camping. We like mirror lake inn.

Uh it's expensive here.

Eastern shore of Maryland. But go to the Saint Michaels area, not Annapolis

Typically during a hard recession, the most recent example is 2008.

Steve’s sizzlin’ steaks in Carlstat and Rails in Towaco

The absolute best

Steve’s. Or closer to home there is Wolfgang’s in Somerville and Char in Bridgewater (or possibly Raritan).

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Northampton is amazing.

Pennings farm in Warwick, NY or Alstede Farms in Chester NJ. Both are great spots for drinking, food and hanging out. At Alstede you get to feed farm animals too

Yes to the Catskills. Only 3 hours away.

This is our favorite place to stay…..fabulous luxury cabins with a hip & retro vibe. www.belleayrelodge.com

So pretty, so peaceful, so cool.

Pair this with Watkins Glen and finger lake winery for a long weekend!

But in early May the park will be open (I assume), so there's the extra day.

The gorges trail reopens “late” May 2023- but a really beautiful trail!

Is this a challenge?

Newbie's

It's a joke!