so sorry about your predicament. did you ever see the little girl again?

Home is where your rump rests. -Pumba

what the fuck did i just read

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Terrance seems to know more about you then he let on

Am thinking that the ocean has a high salt concentration, hence the water feeling wrong...

Have her turn you too, that way you don't have to worry about her going hangry mode on you. Then have a beautiful cave wedding. :)

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Nawww, that is very sweet. Love conquers all, there's no problem that you can't work on together.

Bear grylls is a showboat. If you wanna survive this you need to think like les stroud

I’m not sure if a lobotomy is better tbh. But yeah I was expecting a lobotomy too.

I’m not finding links, but according to an old Filipina babysitter, it involved tying them down, reciting prayers, and rubbing some plant on the soles of their feet. That was supposed to lead them to vomit up the chick responsible for them being an aswang, which could then be killed.

Closest I’m finding is at https://www.aswangproject.com/aswang-lore-transferring-the-black-chick/

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i have a ghost in my house that likes to get a rise out of me. there’s a creepy staircase leading down to my basement and sometimes i see it’s shadow lurking there. i just tell it i’m not in the mood and to f off and walk straight through it. it’s bothered me a lot less since i started consistently doing that.

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I’m on the edge of my seat

And that's where I was trying to go, only you said it better.

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I guess you're right, I guess the best thing to do for people is to coddle them to fucking death (literally, even!). That way they're nice and tender for the supernatural predators to nosh on! You know, like a veal. I bet you'd melt in the Laundry Lady's mouth. I may be a jerk, but you're lunch.

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But whose baby is it….

I’m not entirely sure I understand what happened.

I really really really hope that she drained him completely: An evil angry jerk like this, used to power and patriarchy will make a formidible monster.