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Naturn t1_jb32xlm wrote
Or is that how you legally swap wives? Lol
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jb345f6 wrote
Or husband swapping depending on how you look at it.
PrecariouslySane t1_jb369xl wrote
It's gonna end in angry swinger orgy sex either way
Illustrious-Gas-9766 t1_jb37orn wrote
Sounds like a country song. All you need is a dog, a truck and a train.
ImSoupOrCereal t1_jb3d5kl wrote
Funny story from the early 90's: this apparently played out in my small town elementary school. I was in 4th grade when shit really hit the fan and all the divorces/marriages happened. I obviously didn't know or understand the drama at the time, but I just grew up thinking it was normal for teachers to swap last names. My 1st grade teacher all of a sudden had my 3rd grade teacher's name and vice versa. It wasn't until (embarrassingly) much later that adult me thought about it was like "ooohhhh, that must've been quite the spicy gossip back in the day."
RubyJuneRocket t1_jb3ebjx wrote
Shania Twain
Juxtapoisson t1_jb3eg69 wrote
I do like things to be efficient.
DaveOJ12 t1_jb3eyix wrote
I was trying to unpack that one, but there's a lot to unpack. Lol.
I'll give it a shot.
Twain meets Lange and marries him.
Lange has an affair with Twains best friend and they divorced.
Twain marries the husband of Twains best friend the same year.
Emanemanem t1_jb3fjus wrote
This situation actually happened to some friends mine. Except it wasn’t revenge, it just kind of happened.
Both couples were good friends with one another, there was an affair between two of the partners in the relationship, very messy breakup, etc etc. The cheating partners both moved out and eventually got married. In the aftermath, the non-cheating partners ended up together.
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Crazy-Inspection-778 t1_jb3ifhv wrote
They all deserve each other
mldt015 t1_jb3lhga wrote
Shania Twain’s love life
lastMinute_panic t1_jb3miow wrote
Your Shania knowledge does impress-a me much.
DaveOJ12 t1_jb3mta5 wrote
I just relied on a Wikipedia article. Lol.
norcalbutton t1_jb3oodm wrote
Exactly what I thought of. Shania lived it!
NotSayinItWasAliens t1_jb3q5yk wrote
I see what you did.
BonChance123 t1_jb3qaqc wrote
That don't impress me much
Fluffy_Mood5781 t1_jb3qiqa wrote
This sounds like a coke fueled executive 2005 sitcom. With some name like “spouse swap” or “marriage mixup”
thereisafrx t1_jb3qpdc wrote
There’s a great country music song about this:
“Surprise”.
Gotta go give it a listen now.
Dirty_Quesadilla t1_jb3rf4i wrote
Bride Barter: Bollywood!
ThirdHandTyping t1_jb3rllt wrote
A hate marriage is a hot marriage
arkofjoy t1_jb3roa2 wrote
This story should be a Netflix series.
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Ahelex t1_jb3sxgo wrote
Or: Wipe swapping with extra sex.
Edelkern t1_jb3tkvm wrote
I doubt the couple that eloped actually cares, they made it pretty clear they don't want their previous partners. It's a pretty weak revenge.
zstandig t1_jb3u0ff wrote
Quick, somebody buy the rights and make a romantic comedy!
Chiinoe t1_jb3ukoc wrote
What in the White Lotus is this?
usernameusehername t1_jb3x65l wrote
Im from timmins ontario like she was. And i didnt know this. Oh well.
gr8snapper2good4u t1_jb3xn5f wrote
Isn’t this what happened with Shania Twain and Mutt Lange ?
Sonyguyus t1_jb3z1zl wrote
I would at least hope the other woman had a say in marrying a man who wanted to get back at his ex.
pk666 t1_jb40dhc wrote
Sounds like sex comedy from the 70s. And I am here for it.
AUkion1000 t1_jb41jii wrote
Trade offer
I receive : Your shitty wife- You receive : My shitty wife
sravll t1_jb41q5f wrote
No cheating or revenge involved but my ex husband is the partner of my current partners ex wife. We're all friends.
ecpowerhouse27 t1_jb42exx wrote
Ooh La La, somebody’s gonna get laid in college.
gemstatertater t1_jb42qvu wrote
Did you ever get the story????
Rabiddolphin87 t1_jb436d8 wrote
It's almost the plot of the Mozart Opera "Cosi fan tutte"
Willinton06 t1_jb440g5 wrote
I look at it hidden on the closet with a Superman shirt
technerdswe t1_jb453px wrote
Is it really revenge though? “Hah! I married the man/wife you dumped! Gotcha!”
-LexVult- t1_jb456bd wrote
Yeah, the only way revenge is applied is if one of the people who eloped still loved their partner. Which in most cases they wouldn't have eloped in the first place if they love their partner.
This honestly sounds like weird copium trying to soften the fact that their spouse doesn't love them and went to be with someone else. There was no revenge. Just two broken hearted people trying to cope and feel better about their shit situation.
ourobboros t1_jb49d06 wrote
Jesus and guns
Nicob1309 t1_jb49kuv wrote
The ol' switchero
TotalimusTV t1_jb4ch6f wrote
And the cheating ones seperated eventually?
jihadijohhn t1_jb4ci2e wrote
What happened to the cheaters? Did they lived happily ever after
NydNugs t1_jb4djp4 wrote
Sounds like some dodgy two birds one stone move. No guarantee she wouldn't exerted control over him in the future either, she doesn't respect the hearts of others.
NydNugs t1_jb4e080 wrote
Although it's pretty engrained in culture / worldview that you can only ever love one, it creates a fallacy because it's also accepted that true love can still be found after a husband/wife passes away. I actually believe it's the best evidence of the potential for multi-love. I bet it would still hurt them.
SadLaser t1_jb4e59b wrote
How is this revenge? "You left me to be with another man so I'll marry the woman your new husband ditched to be with you! That'll show you! I'm sure you're really steamed that I married some other person instead of you, despite you... ditching me...! Yeah, revenge!"
InflatableLabboons t1_jb4er9x wrote
I know a couple of couples who did this. Cheaters broke up many moons ago. The cheatees are still together. The female cheater was such a pious twat. Just feel sorry for the kids involved in a very messy situation.
ARedditToPassTheTime t1_jb4gyxv wrote
I know a partner swap that happened almost a couple decades ago. The cheaters are still together, the cheatees broke up a long time ago. The cheaters were otherwise such good people, and the cheatees were both kind of pompous pricks.
ZombieZookeeper t1_jb4jced wrote
Possibly trading up.
Worldatmyfingertips t1_jb4mhdn wrote
Just looked up pious because my definition was exact opposite of yours and here I am learning that you can use it sarcastically to mean the opposite (in a sense)
runitius t1_jb4ng17 wrote
Netflix rn: “write this down”
the_obiwan t1_jb4nnr2 wrote
Isn't that the plot of the music video for "Gives You Hell"?
Bigtb64 t1_jb4oncd wrote
That’ll show ‘em!
FindorKotor93 t1_jb4p53e wrote
No. in context it means a holier than thou religious narcissist. Someone who espouses their own righteousness, forgives their own transgressions but hates those that don't make them feel like their faith is special. It's not a matter of sarcasm, it's just the fact that faith is a form of narcissism and so those most addicted to it are as hypocritical as you'd expect.
Readityesterday2 t1_jb4ptkm wrote
Legalized swinging
Defaulted1364 t1_jb4rues wrote
Did something kinda similar recently, guy I was dating ditched me to go on a date with this girl he liked and then had the nerve to ask me to drive her home for him before we hung out, well she didn’t know about me and we kept in contact, guess which of the two of us are currently dating
MrLivefromthe215 t1_jb4sea1 wrote
Uno reverse card in play
flowersermon9 t1_jb4srok wrote
One of my best friends parents are the same way and everyone still gets along, goes on vacations together, etc. I thought it was weird at first but no one in his actual family did so I guess I was the weird one. I had no idea this was so common!
Earnastus t1_jb4t21s wrote
What an idiot. He was free! Then he runs of and gets married again.
DennisHakkie t1_jb4tt2m wrote
Wait, you are telling me it ISN’T okay to bang the ex of your best mate for fun?
PlankOfWoood t1_jb4tt95 wrote
All I hear is allot of grunting and super saiyan sounds.
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apple-masher t1_jb4vple wrote
yeah, it's the "And vice-versa" that makes it extra spicy.
KornyKingKeNobi t1_jb4vybk wrote
as fucked up it is for everyone involved ... it's fucking hilarious haha
InflatableLabboons t1_jb4w79j wrote
I couldn't encapsulate her better than that... Especially having espoused the sanctity of marriage a year previously.
srrymydog8yrtwinkie t1_jb4wpka wrote
I worked for a couple who did this in the States in the 90's.
xustos t1_jb4wz7d wrote
Jeff bezos vibe
ATC_av8er t1_jb4x36l wrote
Is it sad that before I opened the article, I was expecting Florida Man to be behind this one?
talks-to-myself t1_jb4xe6s wrote
Steph curry’s parents
BozoidBob t1_jb4xkvl wrote
And they all lived happily ever after?/s
thomdharmapollard t1_jb4xspy wrote
Kind of an extreme and expensive way to exact revenge, let alone the possibility that the new wife is a virago lol
eulynn34 t1_jb4zdk9 wrote
Turnabout is fair play
AceOfHoes t1_jb4znzh wrote
Fair trade
kepto420 t1_jb4zucm wrote
new dragonball arch is wild
ProfessorPetrus t1_jb503dy wrote
Tip tier kind right there.
capt_yellowbeard t1_jb50hqd wrote
Eek barbadurkle. SOMEONE’S going to get laid in college.
communistfairy t1_jb50mqw wrote
Oh shit, I figured this happened in a Shania Twain song
ArdentFecologist t1_jb50pab wrote
Yeah, thats healthy
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JRom89 t1_jb528ok wrote
I think they’re gonna make it
henchman171 t1_jb53hyo wrote
Didn’t this happen to Shania Twain?
Willsgb t1_jb54jib wrote
Keys - and knives - in the bowl
blueblurspeedspin t1_jb54mt8 wrote
wife swap, but with hate fucking
MrBoddy2005 t1_jb54tk8 wrote
GOD DAMN IT!
open_door_policy t1_jb55ij9 wrote
That will be an awesomely awkward thanksgiving.
HumaDracobane t1_jb55tt5 wrote
This would be the pic associated to the uno-reverse card
Schneetmacher t1_jb56kvf wrote
Same. My eyebrows raised when I read the actual story.
forrestpen t1_jb575uy wrote
I'm assuming there was some divorces in between those steps.
Cynical_Thinker t1_jb57jkf wrote
My parents did this as well. Had no idea that was where all my pettiness came from.
charleswj t1_jb57vfx wrote
That's... the point
ViciousKnids t1_jb57wvt wrote
the ol switcheroo
swissbernie t1_jb58ord wrote
Happens every fortnight by me at the swingers club, I’ve never been - mind you.
AtotheZed t1_jb5a796 wrote
Switch the bitch!
LordPoopyIV t1_jb5a8zg wrote
If you base a relationship on revenge i imagine your partners might have a good reason for leaving you
SuperSassyPantz t1_jb5atxa wrote
they pulled a shania twain
masoniusmaximus t1_jb5cle9 wrote
Seems efficient.
chopstyks t1_jb5coyu wrote
Wipe swapping is unhygienic.
SevroAuShitTalker t1_jb5dcet wrote
This is the plot of a rom com. Or one of the murder mysteries on ID. 50/50 either way
Swaqqmasta t1_jb5drsa wrote
It's certainly not common but I've known people like this as well. It's harder with kids involved, but I've seen that too parents split up but stayed friendly and ended up doing a lot of "big family" style gatherings with both bio parents and their new partners all being involved in the kids lives and being friendly
It was weird for me to see as a kid but now I'm just really impressed
TesticularPsychosis t1_jb5eoco wrote
Let's go girls!
PNW_Sonics t1_jb5espy wrote
Impressive!
PathlessDemon t1_jb5etj8 wrote
Dragon Ball Swing- Touch D PP?
Jester252 t1_jb5f6zj wrote
Revenge? sounds more like a solid trade to me.
paxrom2 t1_jb5fc2n wrote
This is what happened to Shania Twain.
Mista_Cash_Ew t1_jb5fe36 wrote
You don't have to love someone to feel hurt by them. It could still hurt their egos that their exes moved on easily or the belief that the exes will be talking shit to each other behind their backs
Rrraou t1_jb5fkyj wrote
And resentment.
ohdearitsrichardiii t1_jb5fvoa wrote
The parents and neighbours of a kid in my school. I don't think they made the news though
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Mrfunnnnyguy t1_jb5guk9 wrote
Shania Twain enters the chat.
supermanmjm t1_jb5hc2w wrote
That reverse Uno card getting some play.
peensteen t1_jb5ic6b wrote
Dude stole my wife revenge plan.
Step 1: Marry HIS wife and end up supporting his children.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!
TheLurkingMenace t1_jb5ig0p wrote
That's not eloping, that's "running off." Eloping is when a couple leaves town to get married, usually to avoid family members who would violently interfere.
LongStiffFrogNips t1_jb5jhnn wrote
Ultimate uno reverse
RubyJuneRocket t1_jb5jz7m wrote
Are you from Poughkeepsie by any chance 😂
featherfooted t1_jb5kkvo wrote
I feel like one has to share this real-life, definitely happened, documented and everything version: https://youtu.be/GtF0GSJtOSo
DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics t1_jb5krbg wrote
Criss Cross!
v3ritas1989 t1_jb5kzui wrote
Probably interesting for the children too. I actually have a family name that has no relation to my biological parents. The names were just carried over from another marriage. Not so funny though if you then date the daughter of the other couple and everyone else in school thinks you are dating your cousin.
MrDork t1_jb5lui9 wrote
I had a girlfriend when I was in my 20's whose parents essentially swapped with their best friends like this. I always found it to be really weird and bizarre. But hey, as long as everyone's happy I'm happy. :)
hurty7591 t1_jb5mr95 wrote
Noice. It’s the plot of Seduction of Mimi
LLPF2 t1_jb5njl5 wrote
My sister almost did this, she realized how much of a no thank you it was and ended the relationship. Her dirt bag ex is still “with” his neighbor and any one else he can get into bed.
Writer10 t1_jb5ob7s wrote
Aka “The Shania Twain Story, In Reverse.”
TubbyPachyderm t1_jb5oqtq wrote
This happened in my family. My grandmother ran off with a guy. My grandfather, drunk off his ass, called up the guys wife that he left to hook up. They hit it off and stayed together. Both couples were together until death after the switcheroo.
geo_prog t1_jb5qo6s wrote
In grade 7 my science teacher was Mrs. Marchand, married to french teacher Mr. Marchand. The teacher in the adjoining classroom was Mr. Holowka. Between the two classrooms was a storage room that had access from both classrooms but no access from the hallway. Basically a shared closet. Halfway through grade 8 Mrs. Marchand became Ms. Luke (her unmarried name) and Mr. Marchand got into a fight with Mr. Holowka. In grade 9 it was Mrs. Holowka and Mr. Marchand no longer taught at the school.
You just know that storage room was the site of many dirty deeds.
KeepAwaySynonym t1_jb5r2q0 wrote
Right!? It's so gross when my brother gives me back my "girlfriend" (fleshlight) without washing her out.
Even worse is when you don't realize it before going to town.
Seabrook76 t1_jb5smid wrote
Not gonna lie, that’s a baller move right there.
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joe_attaboy t1_jb5vba0 wrote
Do a search about Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich, NY Yankees teammates who literally swapped wives and families with one another in 1973. They even announced it publicly at spring training that year.
Asatas t1_jb5wdyt wrote
My cheating ex at some point bought an apartment with her co-worker , also new partner, also same sport club. Seems happy because they can actually stand seeing each other 24/7/3+years. I'm not even mad bc I couldn't.
golemsheppard2 t1_jb5woo7 wrote
Hows that revenge? Sounds like her ex husband was no longer interested in his ex wife.
[deleted] t1_jb608rj wrote
A lifetime of revenge roots.
[deleted] t1_jb60i1v wrote
False piety.
generally_sane t1_jb617kg wrote
I think they should just switch to polyamory and swap relationships with each other after every fight. It'll keep things sparring and fresh.
patteh11 t1_jb64dm9 wrote
The actual reality version of wifeswap
ImSoupOrCereal t1_jb6c4oq wrote
Not the spicy details unfortunately, but apparently they found some sort of "normal" because all three (husband of 3rd grade and then 1st grade teacher was also a high school teacher) stayed with the school district and in the same schools. For all I know, there was some sort of true wife swap that was amicable to all parties (doubtful, but we're talking small town Missouri so not out of the question lol).
Accomplished-Ad4334 t1_jb6cqjq wrote
Yeah she would come over and fuck her ex and write all over our camp that she loves him. She’d tell him that she wasn’t together with my ex, and then bring my ex to our campsite with her. She’s on a power trip fersure. It’s a shame my ex didn’t see it.
chopstyks t1_jb6gvbi wrote
So you don't appreciate the pre lubrication? What an ungrateful brother!
NydNugs t1_jb6gz66 wrote
That would ruin everything for me, I hope you were able to have a good time.
Accomplished-Ad4334 t1_jb6hqcs wrote
It was an extremely hard experience for me. It sucks because I’ve been going to festivals for years, and love that counterculture. I loved the art and everything and the people I met (mostly) were incredibly lovely. But I was out there for a month and had to watch my partner of 5 years fawn over someone else and I had to live with someone else who wouldn’t shut up about her. Plus living in a harsh environment in a tent? It was hard.
I’d love to go back someday with friends but couldn’t say I have a desire to go anytime soon!
jimi15 t1_jb6ius0 wrote
Which channel is this on again?
DJKoolJerk t1_jb6lxdp wrote
Who's makin' love to your old lady, while you were out makin' love?
shhhimatree t1_jb74vq5 wrote
Sounds like a late night movie on Cinemax
MissSassifras1977 t1_jb77dcx wrote
So....the Shania Twain story?
KaisarDragon t1_jb77hp0 wrote
This is the plot of In the Mood to Love
swaps007 t1_jb7jjkd wrote
Brazzers wants to know your location.
Full_Temperature_920 t1_jb7lpyr wrote
Who says the first wife was shitty? Only 2 people here cheated
Crystalraf t1_jb7onrf wrote
how is that revenge?
NoNefariousness5175 t1_jbe826m wrote
Best to stay single, avoids all this stuff.
vozahlaas t1_jcabm7y wrote
Pious has no moral/ethical connotations.
Bokbreath t1_jb31a6o wrote
That's just wife swapping with extra steps