Submitted by morenewsat11 t3_zaoana in nottheonion
bageloid t1_iyquhpe wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in New York eyes ‘somewhat bloodthirsty’ rat supremo to take on city’s rodents by morenewsat11
This is sarcasm right?
[deleted] t1_iyqw5rp wrote
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bageloid t1_iyqxgvf wrote
Ok, you want to:
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shut down the subway system 
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turn it into a garbage system 
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causing the biggest transit crisis the world has ever seen, probably killing NYC 
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Make people carry garbage upwards of 30 minutes to a drop off point(hours during maintenance windows, busses would have been an option pre traffic apocalypse) 
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Spend 10s of billions to automate the subway 
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Spend 10s of billions on automated cars that can accept/deposit trash 
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Spend 10s of billions to put barriers on each subway platform to stop inevitable track fires 
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Which will transit the garbage to... places nowhere near transfer stations 
are_number_six t1_iyrd3r8 wrote
Debbie Downer didn't get her prescription filled in time.
Kamata22 t1_iytgztg wrote
>shut down the subway system
You do realize train tracks have switches right? A single broken down train is just something you go around. Adding a few trains isn't something that would normally be a problem. This could actually be a wonderful funding solution to fix NYC's awful subway system.
[deleted] t1_iyqxmvl wrote
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Kamata22 t1_iytgq7u wrote
Dunno, they already look like shit. Might as well send garbage trains through them too.
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