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NotBettyGrable t1_j322x5y wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
You mentioned one remote village.
Oh look the only bank on an island closing.
Do you work for a bank?
EmweDK t1_j322q36 wrote
Reply to comment by BGM1524 in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
It's a famous line from Shakespeare - and as others have said, Denmarks probably one of the least corrupted countries in the world - though .. probably still fairly corrupt
[deleted] t1_j322e21 wrote
Reply to comment by Jazzy76dk in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
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[deleted] t1_j31zw72 wrote
Reply to comment by NotBettyGrable in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
You linked an article where one of the many banks in Canada closed 3 branches…
Oh the humanity
Vivid-Consequence-18 t1_j31yxvi wrote
Rubs hands like bird man…!!!
manwhorunlikebear t1_j31wfi3 wrote
Reply to comment by Warpzit in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
The robbers all applied for jobs in the banks. Working smart, not hard.
demon9675 t1_j31p85a wrote
Reply to Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
Wouldn’t be surprised if someone sues over this, especially if she made money off of the fraud. Is faking one’s own death to make money, especially from donations to a supposed funeral, illegal?
Caraway417 t1_j31osip wrote
Guys, the thermal drill… go get it.
Individual_Poet2978 t1_j31j5qo wrote
Reply to Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
Aren't mysterious disappearances and faked deaths a little cliché for writers? No? Don't fix what ain't broken? Got it.
chuchofreeman t1_j31gd01 wrote
What's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a "good" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?
okiedog- t1_j31f9w9 wrote
They probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks.
Now let’s get a year without the banks robbing people.
THAT would be something to celebrate.
Horace_The_Mute t1_j31eune wrote
Honestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?
TiredFromTravel5280 t1_j31chwo wrote
I had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?
nullenatr t1_j319r35 wrote
Reply to comment by parkin_lot_pimpin in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
No, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.
[deleted] t1_j3190i6 wrote
Reply to comment by ordinary_kittens in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
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MadeFromNews t1_j3184kz wrote
Reply to Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
Finally got the attention she needed after so long.
cgknight1 t1_j316sjf wrote
Reply to comment by ControlledSingular in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
Well the problem is - In Denmark, you need to have walked into the small percentage of banks that actually still have cash in them…
cgknight1 t1_j316ozu wrote
Reply to comment by MatthewBakke in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
Americans seems highly resistant to the cashless society and also the country lacks the types of banking regulations you see elsewhere that have enabled the transition (for example - card fees are capped at 0.5% in the EU for businesses) so that does not surprise me. Another example is that in most places in europe, cashapps are not a thing because transfers between banks are free, instant and safe.
cgknight1 t1_j316jst wrote
Reply to comment by NetDork in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
Nothing to rob - only about 2% of the banks have cash in them anymore.
vrenak t1_j315w9v wrote
Reply to comment by NotBettyGrable in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
When our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.
bulgarianlily t1_j3120gw wrote
Reply to Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
So did the daughter know she was still alive?
CDalberg t1_j311wxm wrote
They don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.
WaytoomanyUIDs t1_j310aka wrote
Reply to comment by mrszoomby in Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
20 thousand dollars apparently.
BobbyLeeBob t1_j30zb1p wrote
Reply to comment by BobbyLeeBob in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
In eu we have union back banks which are much better and not straight up evil
[deleted] t1_j3243re wrote
Reply to comment by NotBettyGrable in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
No I just don’t think it’s that big of a deal that one or two branches close in each province when you have 6 chartered banks and dozens of credit unions and nobody banks in person anyways