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O-hmmm t1_j3dgi2g wrote
Reply to Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
Maybe because of his lack of inflation any more.
[deleted] t1_j3dawu2 wrote
Reply to Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
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had98c t1_j3d7ntp wrote
Reply to Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
Nick Cannon has some serious work to do to catch up.
MetricVeil t1_j38urbe wrote
She needs a bandaid for that OWI. :D
MatthewBakke t1_j37trbt wrote
Reply to comment by jamar030303 in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
I’m familiar with this difference from friends overseas. They think it’s weird to use a third party non-bank, I think it’s weird people have their identity and the bank can see all transactions.
[deleted] OP t1_j37id35 wrote
All you other Scot Stallings are just imitating.
jamar030303 t1_j36s9ya wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
And you said "nobody" in your earlier comment, which is pretty absolute. Also there are other places that deal in coins- arcades, for starters. Anywhere that deals in cash and doesn't price things in exact multiples of 5 dollars, for another.
Grand_Protector_Dark t1_j36jhds wrote
Reply to comment by Nopenothu in San Francisco bicyclist fumes over ambulance parked in bike lane by philamignon
>emergency vehicles are always in the right no matter what they are doing
Even when they're parked to fill out some non-crucial, non-immediately important paperwork?
YoungToySoldier t1_j361ex3 wrote
Reply to comment by Devi1_May_Cry in Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
I rolled my eyes no less than 5 times reading that single paragraph. I think they would fall out if I tried the book.
YoungToySoldier t1_j361bmy wrote
Reply to comment by Individual_Poet2978 in Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
Agatha Christie called and wants her stunt back
kungfoocraig t1_j35yaqf wrote
Reply to comment by Indigo_Etcetera in Woman arrested for OWI after driving onto courthouse lawn by Indigo_Etcetera
Worst doctor ever
Indigo_Etcetera OP t1_j35xo2i wrote
Reply to comment by LePetitePoopoo in Woman arrested for OWI after driving onto courthouse lawn by Indigo_Etcetera
Yes, OWI= Operating While Intoxicated.
LePetitePoopoo t1_j35ww0y wrote
Operating While Intoxicated? The article doesn’t clarify that.
Bind_Moggled t1_j35079j wrote
Reply to comment by LittleKitty235 in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
In Capitalist America, bank robs you!
PlotinusTheWise t1_j34rhyq wrote
Reply to Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
Somehow... Meachen has returned
GabeTheJerk t1_j34ma03 wrote
Reply to comment by checkyoshelf in Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
It's always like the spanish inquisition
Majestic-Prune-3971 t1_j34iemt wrote
Reply to comment by GatoradeNipples in Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
Ooooo. That's a nice way to put it. I shall be telling my wife that the jokes she rolls her eyes at are "niche". Thank you!
GatoradeNipples t1_j34gk04 wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic-Prune-3971 in Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
This is a niche joke, but I appreciated it.
[deleted] t1_j34becy wrote
Reply to comment by Jump_Like_A_Willys in Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
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kingkrauss t1_j33rho8 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
Remember Reach
Substance_number_6 t1_j33q7uq wrote
Reply to Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
Jesus did it better.
Ksh1218 t1_j33q6r9 wrote
Reply to Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
Agatha Christie called and said “hold my drink”
hydrogenbound t1_j33pw8w wrote
Reply to comment by Deiwos in Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
And donated to her funeral. I can’t wait for the fraud charges. I’ve lost people I really loved to suicide and this was painful for a lot of us.
Devi1_May_Cry t1_j33nzhd wrote
Reply to Author Susan Meachen announces she's alive years after apparent suicide: We explain by atmoscience
So I read the excerpt for Love to Last a Lifetime on Amazon.com. Here's the first paragraph:
>From the moment I laid eyes on Greta, I knew she was meant to be loved by me for a lifetime. She'd been talking to my best friend's girlfriend and her smile drew me in like a moth to a flame. Who would have ever guessed our story would be one for the ages?
That is, without a doubt, the single worst opening paragraph I've read in a long time. There are so many issues with it, I don't know where to begin.
Alaishana t1_j3dol90 wrote
Reply to Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
There was an attempt at English:
"His eldest child is 21 years his senior compared to his youngest wife."