May I introduce you to the Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest? It is a contest to write the worst opening paragraph of what would be an awful novel. https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

It was named after the penner of this famously bad opening paragraph.

"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents—except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."

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This is the exact solution to inflation. Why is he stopping!

vasectomy? condoms? abstinence?

God damn.

This mf could start his own little economy with that many people. What's he worried about inflation for?

He's quoted saying "How can a man settle with just one woman?" And keeping all his wives in the same house so he can "monitor" them from eloping with other men.

He sounds more like a shit heel than a loving family man.

Exactly, this man is a criminal, especially when we are all suffering from pandemics caused in large part by overpopulation. Stop reproducing like rabbits people. Contraceptives exist and work

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Vasectomy?

Anal

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Haha OK!

Oh? Is there some reliable male contraceptive on the market that I have no heard of?

No. Of course not.

You really should not project your own inadequacy onto other people.

“I simply cannot afford 103 children with these gas prices”

I would hope so. Quite a few too many in my book.

Why are we calling him a father? There's no way he can be a father to that many children. He's more of a sperm donor.

I wonder if he remembers their birthdays?

..or their names..

This is true but Denmark also has a very common cash transfer app. You can also pay in a decent percentage of stores with it, too.

Breed like rabbits

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After all that, he puts the burden on the wives and not himself. God forbid he hold back