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semtex94 t1_j3ko59m wrote
Reply to comment by lemonadepeachy in FTX attempting to recover millions donated to charities. by imhergod
That's not how accounting works for non-profits, assuming they even have enough money in the first place.
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NarrowSalvo t1_j3kmhij wrote
Reply to comment by lemonadepeachy in FTX attempting to recover millions donated to charities. by imhergod
I was with you until the last sentence. Simple to return?
Even though it averages more than 1 million dollars per charity for more than 100 of them? And they seem to be likely be poorly funded ones like one that tutors in rural India and China? You think a charity like that has 1 million dollars on hand? Or hasn't already spent it a year ago.
It might be "moral" to do so, but that doesn't make it "simple".
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Reply to comment by mjtwelve in FTX attempting to recover millions donated to charities. by imhergod
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ngedown t1_j3kd2ez wrote
Reply to Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
Well atleast the kids know his father unlike....
egregiouscodswallop t1_j3kbxd5 wrote
Typical! My company did an event for some NFT and they tried to sue us for their money back because their value collapsed after the event. Our part was just making the venue look sexy and, boy howdy, we did. The value tanking likely had to do with wind blowing or the sun rising since that's now NFTs work.
xbactery t1_j3kbgms wrote
Even though it's a comedy, I wouldn't be shocked if some of those Charities were founded by FTX.
If you donate just two euros per day, SBF will be able to eat caviar for breakfast.
mjtwelve t1_j3k9wg1 wrote
Reply to comment by detatedcappa in FTX attempting to recover millions donated to charities. by imhergod
When the funds were customer deposits you didnt have authority to touch, a constructive trust and disgorgement are not ridiculous suggestions, depending on your particular jurisdiction.
detatedcappa t1_j3k1lz2 wrote
Not sure they understand how donations work
lemonadepeachy t1_j3k1840 wrote
SBF is no longer in charge of the business. Additionally, given that the donations were made fraudulently, they ought to request a refund. Moral organisations should find it simple to return funds that have been stolen.
Shoddy_Ad_3134 t1_j3k03v6 wrote
Happy cake day
Alan_Shutko t1_j3jtcte wrote
Reply to comment by skunkadelic in FTX attempting to recover millions donated to charities. by imhergod
They asked last month: https://gizmodo.com/ftx-sam-bankman-fried-sbf-politicians-return-donations-1849914373
ActionFlank t1_j3jrxoy wrote
Reply to comment by skunkadelic in FTX attempting to recover millions donated to charities. by imhergod
NO!
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InternetPeon t1_j3jrdq4 wrote
Good fucking luck.
SophiaofPrussia t1_j3jnfji wrote
That is some pretty ineffective altruism.
skunkadelic t1_j3jneax wrote
How about the money donated to politicians first?
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meetjoehomo t1_j3ih8nk wrote
Reply to Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
Someone, ANYONE, take this mans dick away from him!
rpgnoob17 t1_j3ia2w8 wrote
Reply to comment by huniojh in Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
According to the documentary I’ve watched about faith-based polygamy in Bountiful BC (most are non-consensual and involve child/teen bride)… no, most of these fathers don’t remember the children’s faces/names/birthdays.
Some of the fathers name their kids alphabetically by birth years. (For example, every kid born in 1998 has name started with A, and 1999 started with B, etc.)
Most of them would marry off their teen daughters to middle age men in the community.
KittyTerror t1_j3hcg7p wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
Maybe YOU can’t fuck 12 women 102+ times..
huniojh t1_j3h8h4a wrote
Reply to comment by Stravven in Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3, Thing 4...
goiabada- t1_j3h47tl wrote
Reply to comment by abcdefCookieMonster in Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
He's a parasite
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