“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”

I know dammit

Whatever. You’ll go see it.

This summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.

"Son, you got a panty on your head!"

~Raising Arizona

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FTX couldn't, the authorities could.

"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!"

What a shit head

Well if the money donated was fraudulently acquired they could possibly seize it

Sounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.

Arrrgh...they call me "Skidmarks the Pirate"

Wouldn't be surprising, so many large corporations have people on the board of the charities receiving the largest donations or just outright start charities to drop their taxable revenue

After lockdown, it look thoes without brains got full dose of narcissism from antivax and anti mask....

That's annoying but isn't quite the same thing happening here.

The new management is trying to recover the stolen user funds. While this is a fun clickbaity headline, money given to charity as a result of fraud is still fraud.

First clawback is Brinkman family and friends, then politicians, then any charity willing to cooperate. Charities cannot be compelled to return gifts of any kind. Many do have bylaws that prohibit accepting (knowingly) any gifts of money or items that were acquired illegally.

I think she just did it online. She was in some kind of online fb group and her "daughter" posted saying she had passed. I don't think the other people/authors in the group knew her in person.

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The article says that FTX is going to pursue the political recipients to get the donations back, unless given voluntarily.

Don't get me wrong, I think politicians are scum, but legally how can they force compliance if it's a gift?

Good human

Biden would never let that happen.

Among many other things. The SEC accused SBF of personally borrowing more than $1.338 billion from Alameda, using customers’ money for investments, real estate, and political donations before they froze his assets. Many others did the same for multiple billions of customers assets.

That’s funny to you?