Repeat-offender

Yeah! Better when they know what they’re stealing!

More like a degen from upcountry

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That's gotta be Larry

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Just Gougle it

Good, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.

You don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.

Wished I thought of that name!

Brownbeard's coming and he's taking your shit

Excellent

At the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask.

The dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!

Mermaid man and barnacle boy

It's literally never been easier to get a mask lol

What was your prison name? "Captain Underpants" ☹️

Just sounds like Rob Schneider, honestly.

"We have Hentai Kamen at home."

effective altruism is such a fucking punchline. If you ever believed in that you're such a chump.

He looks like a skid.

Was it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?

It will end up being handled by the trustee. In the Madoff case they were able to recover $14 billion from people who were in early and had withdrawn more than they invested.

Captain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.

A unique disguise is a very poor disguise.

Freaking kink shamers.