I came here for this reference

His sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence

I like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, "he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media."

Some of the charities were indeed those sorts of charities keeping orphanages in India open, and it does feel really sour to say they have to refund the money, but much of the donations were to political charities and consulting charities - SBFs mum runs a Democrat superPAC that got $1 million, his brother runs a lobbying charity that received $12.1 million. Democrat politicians got $40 million, and Democrat interest groups got $10s of millions on top of that. Sam's 'Mentor' the leader of the Effective Altruism movement runs several non profit consultancies that got about $30 million, and Oxford university where he works was given about $10 million. I reckon all those organisations won't have too much difficulty raising the funds back to repay the people whose money was stolen.

Why does it smell funny?

Arghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

The most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.

He probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies

Was this CA because that happened to me. Same guy a week later came back and was suddenly PRO mask and started chasing people who didn't have one on.

All of these old people trying to shuffle out of the way of a skid marked bandit. That memory will never go away.

Bankman-Fried's brother runs a non-profit charity called Guarding Against Pandemics. He received more than $12.1 million from Alameda in the last two financial years (so may have received more before that as well). Sams' mother ran Mind the Gap a SuperPAC for the democrats, and $1 million was donated to it from Nishad Singh - FTXs' Director of Engineering. Sam had a 'mentor' who worked in Oxford university, and the mentor ran multiple charitable consultancy agencies, the consultancy agencies he owned were pledged about $25-30 million by FTX, and Oxford University was pledged another $10 million or so. Democrat Politicians got $40 million donated to them, and there were also separate donations to Democrat aligned PACs and non profits that seem to be easily upwards of another $50 million+. Sam said he had donated about $40 million to Republicans, although I don't see any specific mention of specific donations or political groups for that. An FTX executive Ryan Salame did donate $17 million to GOP aligned groups.

Someone seriously needs to investigate these non profit organizations. Every rich prick has founded at least one and I can guarantee it's not because of their bleeding hearts to help people. I'd love to see how much money ends up back in the pockets of the founders and 'charity workers' through wages and expenses.

Shoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.

I ate a lot too, James

So that's where Omicron started from!

Based and underpantspilled

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So you are saying that he should have changed his underwear more often?

My guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.

As someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized.

It's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it.

Very rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.

The most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.

This guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.

One of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.

Ar, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!

The right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a "librul doctor"...

I mean this explains why a post was removed, dont see any problem with making that reason public incase there was any question as to why.

Crypto bros are the same people that like to be stepped on.