Sounds more watchable than a Rob Schneider movie tbh

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Please except my poor man's gold 🥇 I can't believe this beauty isn't loaded with awards, best comment I've seen in a while

but me mam calls me long johns silver arrrgh

Awesom 🤣🤣

It’s his fetish, two birds/one stone

Those meddling kids and their pesky dog

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I was really expecting TPD to be Tampa PD not Tulsa PD.

Or sometimes, "Pinkeye"!

Thats the thing right? Dr fauci is a republican... and has served as our nations infectious disease expert under 4(?) different presidents.

The idea thats he's a "librul" is just psychotic.

The turd burglar!

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"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask"

Son, you're wearing a panty on your head.

Is he from Florida by chance?

Captain Underpants

Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase

I used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...

Like they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!

That website is cancer

Them: "Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit"

Him: "Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . ."