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nowhereman1223 t1_j3xoyd5 wrote
Sounds awful but this is why you gotta read the full TOS or EULA or whatever they called it.
Zestfullyclean87 t1_j3xdhf4 wrote
Reply to Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with ‘stolen tag’ written on cardboard, deputies say by passionsnet
A few months ago, I was at a stop light behind a beat up car that has a piece of cardboard taped the plate area that said “Loss Tag.”
Not lost tag. loss tag. Like they just “loss” it somewhere and they can’t find it
And yes this was in Florida. Riviera Beach. Palm beach locals won’t be surprised by that
w4laf t1_j3x2nga wrote
Reply to Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with ‘stolen tag’ written on cardboard, deputies say by passionsnet
Surely, geniuses walk among us.
carolinaindian02 t1_j3wmv01 wrote
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Sounds like an excerpt from The Onion.
generally_sane t1_j3wj97q wrote
Reply to Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with ‘stolen tag’ written on cardboard, deputies say by passionsnet
I love this story as it's rare to see truth in advertising these days.
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jordan1978 t1_j3uo3da wrote
Reply to Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with ‘stolen tag’ written on cardboard, deputies say by passionsnet
Reverse psychology
AgencyDelicious1933 t1_j3tlny8 wrote
Reply to TPD: Man arrested after being recognized wearing underwear as mask in porch pirate cases by JAlbert653
Damn. No pics of him wearing face panties
hour_of_the_rat t1_j3s3wdz wrote
Reply to Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with ‘stolen tag’ written on cardboard, deputies say by passionsnet
"In the wake of high-profile crimes, like the murders in Moscow, ID, Police departments across the country have issued press releases encouraging would-be criminals to continue making fatal mistakes resulting in their imminent arrest."
Competitive-Pickle75 t1_j3rxsic wrote
Reply to comment by barnabasthedog in TPD: Man arrested after being recognized wearing underwear as mask in porch pirate cases by JAlbert653
Yeah that was our reaction
jxj24 t1_j3rwyn3 wrote
Reply to Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with ‘stolen tag’ written on cardboard, deputies say by passionsnet
Floridaman's personalized plates.
NotoriousREV t1_j3ruyvl wrote
Reply to Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with ‘stolen tag’ written on cardboard, deputies say by passionsnet
Only commit one crime at a time.
Desperate_Brief2187 t1_j3rnyfw wrote
Reply to comment by vdrive in TPD: Man arrested after being recognized wearing underwear as mask in porch pirate cases by JAlbert653
“I’ll just be takin’ these Huggies, and whatever cash is in the register.”
UsefulEngine1 t1_j3rnjt1 wrote
Neopoleon666 t1_j3r18us wrote
Reply to comment by jumpsteadeh in TPD: Man arrested after being recognized wearing underwear as mask in porch pirate cases by JAlbert653
Fartholomew Roberts
barnabasthedog t1_j3qy6ha wrote
Reply to comment by Competitive-Pickle75 in TPD: Man arrested after being recognized wearing underwear as mask in porch pirate cases by JAlbert653
What. The. Fuck.
naliedel t1_j3qtv39 wrote
Reply to TPD: Man arrested after being recognized wearing underwear as mask in porch pirate cases by JAlbert653
This is funny.
WheelsUpInThirty t1_j3qo0or wrote
Reply to comment by vdrive in TPD: Man arrested after being recognized wearing underwear as mask in porch pirate cases by JAlbert653
That driver screaming is hilarious! Sometimes I just cue up that portion of the movie.
CletusDSpuckler t1_j3xs9ja wrote
Reply to Roomba testers feel misled after intimate images ended up on Facebook by deep_blue003v
What are you doing, Roomba?