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somerandomguy101 t1_j3z2l7f wrote
Reply to comment by SweetCosmicPope in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Non-Essential.
Half_Cent t1_j3z1k0i wrote
Reply to comment by dogeheroic in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
There are just as many smart enlisted as any other population. I went through 18 months of grueling training to operate a nuclear plant on an aircraft carrier.
Your comment is ignorant and demeaning to those who have served.
coursejunkie t1_j3z1j3z wrote
Reply to comment by SweetCosmicPope in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
My Air Force husband has said similar.
jpop237 t1_j3yygzx wrote
Reply to comment by goosebattle in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
No respect.
Dowfoberts1984 t1_j3yyb43 wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
It is a shame what has happened to this country. These young people have been corrupted by our education system.
archangel7134 t1_j3ywocc wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
So.....
They are the replacements
SaintedRomaine t1_j3ywiwy wrote
Beeblebrox_74 t1_j3yw5r7 wrote
Reply to comment by supercyberlurker in Roomba testers feel misled after intimate images ended up on Facebook by deep_blue003v
There are 2 types of I.T. people, those who embrace IOT and connect anything/everything to the internet, and those who keep a gun beside the printer in case it starts to act weird.
malthar76 t1_j3yw1dq wrote
Reply to comment by K001CRafT in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Marinara Corps?
[deleted] t1_j3yvaqu wrote
Reply to comment by lostnumber08 in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
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Loose_Instruction_90 t1_j3yv77g wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Something Youth? This feels oddly familiar…
dogeheroic t1_j3ytz3w wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
You don't really come across mensa candidates through the ranks.
padredepaloma t1_j3yt54o wrote
superdullboy t1_j3ys47v wrote
Reply to comment by lostnumber08 in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Same at Ft Sill. If you couldn’t make weight or pass a very basic PT test at reception you got tossed in there before basic. They called it the FTB for Fitness Training Battery but all the Drill Sergeants called it Fat Tubby Bastards. Such sweethearts.
SelectiveSanity t1_j3yrktg wrote
FastElk2368 t1_j3yq2fq wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Everyone gets a trophy 🏆
supercyberlurker t1_j3yps9r wrote
Been in tech dev for about 30 years. I don't do facebook, twitter. I didn't do myspace. I avoid things like Alexa in my home, 'internet enabled light bulbs', vacuum cleaners with cameras in them.. and I put black electrical tape over any camera in laptops/devices.
People are often surprised by that, they think I'd do the opposite 'because I work in tech'
No. It's because I work in tech that I avoid those things.
guvan420 t1_j3yp7vi wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Sits them all down to tell them the WHMIS answers.
RedditModsRLazy t1_j3yopb7 wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
That is a huge percentage of the army
RedditModsRLazy t1_j3yolrg wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Yeah I went through this because I was a high school drop out. Still smarter and in better shape than half my platoon. Regardless, they’ll give you a good base to move into a permanent unit from.
goosebattle t1_j3yoacb wrote
Reply to comment by lostnumber08 in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Why isn't there a Rodney Dangerfield movie about this? (Or perhaps there is one and I just don't know about it)
zencat420 t1_j3yo9c4 wrote
Reply to comment by Rosy2020Derek in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
If it's anything like the special Olympics I'm tuning in for every episode.... Even on pay-per-view.
Creative_Cry7532 t1_j3z2lyi wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
There is a documentary about this, I think it is called “Stripes”.