All jokes aside, this guy get it. Not sure why you got downvoted, but I think you actually have the most relevant comment.

Wayyyy earlier. We let whiney adults build statues of the losers all over the States

Seal ball!

"What could possibly go wrong?"

Dang, OP beat me to it.

First you rob them blind, then you make them think you care!

it probably uses them for navigation, and sends them to the cloud for some machine learning thing.

Still dumb, but there IS theoretically a reason.

Seems like they might be solving the wrong problem. I'm pretty sure that the reason a lot of people are staying away from the military is that they have seen how empty the whole "thank you for your service" bullshit is. If they want to up recruiting, start looking after vets like that phrase had meaning.

When "veteran suicide" And "homeless veterans" are common phrases in society, it doesn't exactly encourage people to sign up.

And in case you were wondering, it's pronounced 'pair-o-tits'.

I'm sure he's going to say the only way to solve climate change is to drill for more fossil fuels.

Was going to post this just now, myself. This sort of shit is exactly what is wrong with the world. Imagine where we'd be if politicians across the world were thoughtful, intelligent, even-handed, altruistic people. It would be a utopia compared to this.

There's a recruiting crisis?

Was .. lol 😂

What I’m wondering is… where do you even get a Nazi uniform? Like unless you work in movie props or something. Surely they don’t just sell those in costume shops.

The theme of the dress party was uniforms, and the first thing this guy thinks of is Nazi? Putting aside the obvious, surely there were uniforms that were simply easier to acquire.

A company is specially abled.

B company is Bold.

C company is Chubby and challenged.

D company stands for Dumb.

E company is "easy minded".

F company stands for Fat.

AND THATS THE FACT JACK

“Southern” is also a racist word. They need to change the name of the school.

They're going to think we fuck seals.

It warm and furry.

You

Cuddle

It.

..oh so you're anti-indoors huh!(pokes finger)

Perfect Dark MeatSims incoming!

Gravy SEALs

.. wtf does a Roomba need to take pictures for? And why is it connected to the internet?

I'm all for a Robot uprising, but this is just dumb.

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Female recruits get raped or killed at an alarming rate. The military has shown they can't protect Female personnel. That is why they have a difficult time recruiting them. It is unfair to women they don't get an opportunity to serve because the military can't protect them from their own male service members.