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Mikeavelli t1_j418h08 wrote
Reply to comment by Mobely in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Most of the middle of your list are sub-categories of an administrative discharge. The paperwork starts as an admin, and that is characterized as honorable, general, other than honorable, etc depending on what you did to get discharged and how the discharge board feels about that.
Yoshi6ix9ine t1_j417xxv wrote
Reply to comment by Notsnowbound in Dominic Perrottet apologises for wearing Nazi uniform to his 21st birthday by Handsprime
I can imagine this would be most people at some point on their 21sr birthday.
LaFs14 t1_j417rvw wrote
Reply to Chaotic Footage Shows Deer Crashing Through Minnesota Butcher Shop's Glass Door by iamjimgordon
“The venison order has arrived!”
Mobely t1_j417ky1 wrote
Reply to comment by Mikeavelli in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I couldn't find administrative discharge as an option. I found these.
Honorable Discharge.
General Discharge.
Entry-Level Separation.
Medical Discharge.
Other Than Honorable Discharge.
Bad Conduct Discharge.
Dishonorable Discharge.
Dismissal (Officer Discharge)
I'm wondering what benefits you'd get if you got admin discharge.
TheRustyBugle t1_j417grn wrote
Reply to comment by Hm_Maybe_ in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
Please don’t give them ideas
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j41709p wrote
Reply to comment by CletusDSpuckler in Roomba testers feel misled after intimate images ended up on Facebook by deep_blue003v
Posting your mom's nudes on Facebook
Kaiisim t1_j416y74 wrote
Reply to comment by lostnumber08 in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I knew someone and the military paid for his liposuction lmao.
BaltimoreBadger23 t1_j416s4d wrote
Reply to Chaotic Footage Shows Deer Crashing Through Minnesota Butcher Shop's Glass Door by iamjimgordon
And so it begins...
throwit_amita t1_j416l7h wrote
Reply to comment by OneHundredEighty180 in Dominic Perrottet apologises for wearing Nazi uniform to his 21st birthday by Handsprime
Down voting bc sounds like you think dressing up as Hitler is funny, hence your facetious version of a "punishment".
arkofjoy t1_j416cqq wrote
Reply to comment by Creative_Cry7532 in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
But it, unfortunately, ignores the narrative of American exceptionalism. With many American's that amounts to heresy.
Own-Opinion-2494 t1_j415po3 wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Motivation platoon
diagnosedwolf t1_j415cne wrote
Reply to comment by funwithdesign in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
Apparently, doing this isn’t enough. The companies are expected to do a full allergen clean before making a product without sesame in it, according to the article. Otherwise they’re liable if a person eats it and has an allergic reaction.
Honestly, I’d probably put some sesame flour in, too, under those circumstances.
ralphvonwauwau t1_j415avx wrote
At least she's not stupid enough to drive on the courthouse lawn sober.
mymar101 t1_j4152zq wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in Climate change: UAE names oil chief to lead COP28 talks by SriMK
Or climate change is an evil lie buy more oil.
funwithdesign t1_j414w7u wrote
Reply to Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
I thought the easiest thing was to just put ‘may contain..’
That’s what I see all the time.
[deleted] t1_j413qcb wrote
This is hilarious. No matter the circumstances, it sounds like it would be awkward for all parties involved.
SuperSacredWarsRoach t1_j413e7a wrote
Reply to comment by JustTheFactsGirls in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
University of Michigan has like 160 people in the D&I dept....
CostcoVodkaFancier t1_j412py9 wrote
I support this idea. The lady that passed away requested this specifically. She wanted her service to be "memorable and not sad."
FizzgigsRevenge t1_j412i2p wrote
TLDR: it was at the request of the deceased.
galaxy_van t1_j412crq wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Here come the gravy seals!
I'm buttering all the buns on a gravy train 🎶
DamnBunny t1_j412al0 wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Its because the cost of one life means nothing to the military or government. We all saw what happened to the ones who went to "fight" for a lie, after 9/11. They think they can have our kids. But we remember the lies.
jinladen040 t1_j4125gd wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
If society cant find use of them, the military sure will. They dont waste bodies.
nihilfit t1_j41255t wrote
Reply to Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
Love this example of perverse incentives. It should make people think twice about using statute to solve practical problems: such moves have to be thought out very carefully. Simple prohibition doesn't always do what you think it should.
Omegastrator t1_j4122i5 wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Actual Gravy Seals?
StupiderIdjit t1_j418iok wrote
Reply to comment by Manawski_ in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
BAS is immediately lost to pay for a meal card.