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AtuinTurtle t1_j41trpz wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
As a teacher, a kid has to give at least half of a shit before I can help them.
newbikesong t1_j41tdpb wrote
Reply to comment by gheiminfantry in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
There is a reason not many people are vegetarian. It is a luxury.
Some bend-over is fine by me. Ban peanuts from school, whatever. They won't add much anyway. Have some gluten-free bread. Not every kid needs to drink milk. Don't plant flowers that attract bees, wasps etc... at public spaces. Have some "epi-whatever" medicine at schools just in case. Such is reasonable. They won't cost much.
Don't you think that every food having same basic ingredients is absurd? A bit exaggaretion but stil...
SquirrelOClock t1_j41t69f wrote
Reply to JSO Arrest Report: Argument Over Heaven & Hell Leads to Pastor Being Shot by MagicNipple
Fuck around and find out
Dagordae t1_j41t31k wrote
Reply to comment by TXWayne in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Actually they get administrative discipline.
Which can mean fired but is usually just a talking to.
milfordcubicle t1_j41t0pt wrote
Reply to comment by sexybimbogf in Roomba testers feel misled after intimate images ended up on Facebook by deep_blue003v
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
gheiminfantry t1_j41svo5 wrote
Reply to comment by monogreenforthewin in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
Ok. Completely not what I commented about. But you participated. Here's your trophy 🏆.
Krzd t1_j41sn17 wrote
Reply to comment by SnowinMiami in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Yeah, but then a lot more will survive till retirement, that's not good for the shareholders
monogreenforthewin t1_j41sme3 wrote
Reply to comment by gheiminfantry in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
well that's not true, actual food sensitivity/allergy (not the "beans make me farty so i must have a sensitivity" crowd) is definitely biological. lol but where the sensitivity develops from into our biology is the question. is it chemicals were exposed to? is it parasites/bacteria/viruses that we no longer interact with that causes them to react poorly to certain things?
i remember reading an article several years ago that they were researching implanting/ingesting some kind of hook worm into people with peanut allergies because the chemical the parasite secretes actually alleviates the peanut allergy.
Spezia-ShwiffMMA t1_j41saav wrote
Reply to comment by FizzgigsRevenge in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
She had a great sense of humor.
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TXWayne t1_j41ran2 wrote
Reply to comment by monogreenforthewin in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Carelessness isn't good???? You know how they fix this kind of carelessness by the average person with access to classified who does something this stupid? They fire them. No politician of any flavor should get special treatment.
gheiminfantry t1_j41qrml wrote
Reply to comment by newbikesong in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
There's lots for them to eat. They can become amazing cooks like my vegetarian niece. They don't want to have any inconveniences, they want everyone else to bend over backwards for them.
monogreenforthewin t1_j41qlhx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
it needs to be investigated but it's only really a bad look if he tells the archives and law enforcement for months that he has nothing then gets raided and they find stuff. then lies about it some more, gets searched again then they find yet more stuff.
carelessness isn't good but fixing the mistake is much better than doubling and tripling down on it.
KezAzzamean t1_j41qizq wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I’m not “pro military” or whatever. Personally think the army is about 10x too large and too budgeted. Would rather see that money go into social programs. Anyway, this doesn’t seem that bad of a thing.
Imagine if someone who was qualified but was 30 pounds too heavy to enlist. It’s basically a pre-boot camp to get prepared. Or some ethnic minority who grew up in a shit ass ghetto to a crack head and dropped out and now wants to try and do better but is behind to the point they need to catch up.
If it wasn’t being used for the wrong reasons it wouldn’t be a bad thing.
Truth is, the rest of the army is gonna make fun of them and it’s going to be a new joke about soldiers. Most of them will get the shittiest of jobs. And budget increases may come to help these because there is more money than people.
Truly fuck the military industrial complex. But there is a bigger problem here than this
newbikesong t1_j41q4zd wrote
Reply to comment by gheiminfantry in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
Well, there must be something they can eat.
It is not that of an unreasonable demand. Fat people have their large size brands. Besides, not every food needs eggs in it, for example.
I think there is market for a restaurant which serves specifically for food allergies. Would be expensive, but worth it.
[deleted] t1_j41pxgl wrote
This really ins't a good look.
account_not_valid t1_j41pfm1 wrote
Reply to comment by SnowinMiami in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Sure, but think about the shareholders!
360walkaway t1_j41otjp wrote
Reply to comment by darcys_beard in Climate change: UAE names oil chief to lead COP28 talks by SriMK
But we would have to completely get rid of currency and religion at the very least.
Eldetorre t1_j41nzx5 wrote
Reply to comment by Brewing_Tea in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
pedantic fool that doesn't understand the difference between (corrected) spelling and grammar.
Stravven t1_j41nw4l wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Not to mention people for administrative jobs. And you don't need to be in tip top shape to sit behind a desk.
override367 t1_j41nuav wrote
Reply to USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
People...still...work in fields...and did so long before slavery
GeckoV t1_j41mgyv wrote
Reply to comment by ZapRowsdowwer in Dominic Perrottet apologises for wearing Nazi uniform to his 21st birthday by Handsprime
If it steps like a goose
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j41llpb wrote
Reply to comment by Yoshi6ix9ine in Dominic Perrottet apologises for wearing Nazi uniform to his 21st birthday by Handsprime
"But Mel Brooks and Taika Waititi did it and everyone thought it was hilarious."
Yeah while they were in-character and filming a movie lol
kryptikmind t1_j41tzoz wrote
Reply to Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
Dance on..