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Affectionate_Most_64 t1_j422k2o wrote
Reply to comment by ellamaybe77 in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
I’m going with open casket and pop goes the weasel as soundtrack
thebeattakesme t1_j422d79 wrote
Reply to comment by Hm_Maybe_ in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
Lol they did it in real estate….sigh
WWDubz t1_j42219n wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Yes, because the US military is all about standards
gheiminfantry t1_j421kvt wrote
Reply to comment by monogreenforthewin in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
You completely missed the word "recent" didn't you? If your reading comprehension skills don't increase Ima take back that trophy.
knight-errant52 t1_j4215gb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Her name is Kamala, not Camilla, just fyi
ChuckFeathers t1_j420v39 wrote
Reply to comment by Matt1050 in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
And even with Alzheimer's he has more intelligence than Ronald, Donald and Dubya combined.
BMXTKD t1_j420q1f wrote
Reply to comment by Mobely in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
So quick question, would you get a duck dinner for having too many duck dinners? Rimshot
BMXTKD t1_j420dzs wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
The pork chop platoons.
SelectiveSanity t1_j420ckk wrote
Reply to comment by monogreenforthewin in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Tripling down? I'd say demanding the return of documents clearly marked TOP SECRET-SENSATVIE COMPARTMENTAL INFORMATION that had no right being being in his golf club's basement only being secured by a padlock is more then tripling down.
This is more like a thug trying to claim the items he stole are his because he stole them fair and square when confronted by the cops. Which actually makes a hell of lot more sense then Trump's defensive argument.
Urgullibl t1_j41zn6n wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Robot seal tested for stress relief on pretend Mars mission by roflchopter11
Are we sending otters to Mars?
ncfears t1_j41zdhr wrote
I wouldn't consider 4 people a mob
sharrrper t1_j41yyno wrote
Reply to Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
Heard all about this from my brother over Christmas. He has a 4 year old with a pretty significant sesame allergy. At first they were excited when this passed because sesame being officially a "major" allergen meant it would be required on food labels explicitly rather than potentially just part of "seasoning" or whatever.
The problem however, is that in order to not have to put sesame on the label, the companies are required to thoroughly clean production lines between different runs to ensure no cross contamination of sesame into products that don't contain it. Their solution to this has apparently been "fuck it, sesame is in everything now" and have just done things like add 15% sesame flour into their bread recipe and mark it on the label.
So now my nephew can eat almost nothing commercially produced safely.
Warlornn t1_j41yxsi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
To be honest, that might be a fantastic idea from a political perspective.
It won't happen. But I would laugh my ass off for a year if he did that.
monogreenforthewin t1_j41x3vj wrote
Reply to comment by SnowinMiami in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
well that works for one side. no guarantee that the other side will choose education and healthcare and become less prone to violence.
that said i do think as a species if we looked out for each more (education, healthcare, and a host of other things) we'd definitely have less senseless violence.
faste30 t1_j41wt9e wrote
Reply to comment by arkofjoy in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
So much truth, especially from the right, performative patriotism. You walk around pretending every single person in the service/police/etc is a hero ordained by god, even if they were logistics. And if you don't you're an american hating commie!
But, for some odd reason, when it comes time to want to spend money on healthcare, living conditions, pay, etc for those same people it's only the american hating commies who want to talk about it.
monogreenforthewin t1_j41wdak wrote
Reply to comment by Paladoc in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
just sometimes in 24 man bays or 4-6 man rooms.
that's really only in training or deployment scenarios. stateside, i never had more than two soldiers to a room in the barracks.
TXWayne t1_j41wbmv wrote
Reply to comment by monogreenforthewin in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Yep, been cleared for 42 years and was a military special agent while I was in for a period of time so I get it. Just chafes me because I saw the lower level of folks get hammered for this kind of stupid stuff, and it is stupid, yet higher ranking folks get off with a slap on the wrist. Not just for mishandling classified but for many things. But everyone keep the downvotes coming, my statement was not political at all, notice I specifically said "No politician of any flavor should get special treatment."
faste30 t1_j41w8i7 wrote
Reply to comment by RedditModsRLazy in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Really all of the armed services. I know everyone makes fun of POGs, the Chair Force, etc, but I knew a bunch of marines that never even left the continental US and had a logistics job, etc.
faste30 t1_j41w1of wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Or that people who meet those standards arent interested in going into the army...
TampakBelakang t1_j41vym0 wrote
Reply to comment by supercyberlurker in Roomba testers feel misled after intimate images ended up on Facebook by deep_blue003v
My friend really care about data protection, block his webcam and use secure browser. But, he loves xiaomi products, smart led, laptop, smart shoes, anything xiaomi sells.
Matt1050 t1_j41vpn0 wrote
Here are a few takes from a liberal for any conservatives ready to pounce on this:
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He's an idiot for making the same mistake as Trump and should face similar consequences
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He did not take any actions that necessitated a literal FBI raid against him, he gave them over willingly
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The fact that his lawyers found them and returned them, rather than found them and began the process of hiding them, is telling of the integrity of the people he surrounds himself with, and therefore his own integrity as a president.
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Yes, he's sleepy, yes he's geriatric, yes he's got Alzheimer's... but that's just a legitimate excuse for why he would slip up like this. Trump does not have Alzheimer's and is not "sleepy"... So where is his medical excuse for hiding top secret documents, exactly?
Not_Steve t1_j41umgk wrote
It sounds like Biden’s people are doing a full sweep of his properties for any documents and willingly giving them over.
I’d rather this than, you know, the lying about them and trying to hide them even after an FBI raid.
monogreenforthewin t1_j41udj8 wrote
Reply to comment by gheiminfantry in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
> The recent explosion of people with "food sensitivities" isn't caused by biology.
your words. but thanks for the trophy
monogreenforthewin t1_j41u71x wrote
Reply to comment by TXWayne in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
context and intent is key when it comes to documents like that. been military for almost 20 years. seen several classified info fuck ups over the years. depending on the doc and the context, it can go from slap on wrist to jail. depends on the docs, how they were secured, etc etc....
immediately returning docs upon discovery demonstrates no ill intent. trump went out of his way to hide and obstruct suggesting ill intent. honestly if trump had returned the docs he probably would have had zero happen to him.
it should be investigated without doubt but it would hardly be special treatment for Biden, or any other politician or citizen, to be let go with minimal consequences if the breaches are minimal and it was reported to proper authorities of their own volition.
burn-it-all- t1_j422nil wrote
Reply to USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
At this point when people say something is 'offensive' my natural reaction is to immediately dismiss them and put them in a bucket with the crazies.
This is unfortunate because there are actual things in the world that are offensive. On more than one occasion, I've found myself defending actual offensive words and actions because I am so used to crap like this and had to walk it back.