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Aliebaba99 t1_j42cer2 wrote
Reply to comment by CostcoVodkaFancier in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
And now were talking about it; her wish came through :))
Upaut_the_wolf t1_j42c8xn wrote
Wonder who'll get zapped by lightning this time.
homingmissile t1_j42b23k wrote
People still do flashmobs?
Magdovus t1_j42anvx wrote
Reply to comment by Yikert13 in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
Yes
Yikert13 t1_j428m4v wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
You or the casket? 🤔
Cyanopicacooki t1_j4287dj wrote
Reply to Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by Thefriendlyfaceplant
It's one way to lower the immigration figures to please the Tory heartland, but not the most efficent, imo.
Epona_02 t1_j4286cf wrote
Reply to comment by Mitthrawnuruo in Uganda: Father of 102 children from 12 wives quits family expansion due to inflation by nimobo
https://www.cancer.gov/publications/dictionaries/cancer-terms/def/contraception
The use of drugs, devices, or surgery to prevent pregnancy. All of these are contraceptives. womp womp for you.
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MintJulepTestosteron t1_j426pvr wrote
Flash mobs are embarrassing.
DerpSillious t1_j425u2j wrote
Reply to Chaotic Footage Shows Deer Crashing Through Minnesota Butcher Shop's Glass Door by iamjimgordon
Even deer hate this timeline and are ready to leave.
drewbles82 t1_j425omw wrote
its like putting Gary Glitter in charge of children's party.
[deleted] t1_j425jvy wrote
Reply to Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by Thefriendlyfaceplant
Damn. Sounds like there’s not enough money in the NHS budget to pay for more staff. Don’t know too much about UK politics, but Cole-Hamilton sounds like a good dude.
DFG57 t1_j425ad6 wrote
So...30 years ago he wore a Nazi uniform to a party (not a rally) and decided to make this announcement? Seems kind of strange to do this out of the blue. Why bring it up?
spaghoni t1_j4259jv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Imagine getting downvoted for insulting that kid sniffing piece of shit. I hated Trump with every fiber of my being but that doesn't mean I have to embrace his replacement rapist racist warmongering alzheimers patient. Fuck Joe Biden and his entire fucking family. I'd like to see the entire Trump and Biden families exiled to Epstein Island with nothing but a box of swords.
sockydraws t1_j4256wl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Kamala*
The84thWolf t1_j424xg9 wrote
“I was just a child who didn’t know any better.”
Todd-The-Wraith t1_j4249ni wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
When they started acting like them.
AetherBones t1_j423rsz wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Maybe less military budget and more taxes go to improving society, like education and information such as making internet a utility and providing it to everyone?
Currently nearly all our income tax goes to military, veterans and debt from our wars.
sharrrper t1_j423gke wrote
Reply to comment by gheiminfantry in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
>They don't want to have any inconveniences
"I might die" is a LOT more than an "inconvenience"
isekai-cheeese t1_j4234t4 wrote
fuck oil
sharrrper t1_j422zze wrote
Reply to comment by gheiminfantry in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
Hey asshole, you realize that people literally DIE from food allergies right? This isn't a minor inconvenience issue. This is "Please don't put my personal equivalent of cyanide into my food without telling me."
kyoko9 t1_j422zr7 wrote
We all knew he was a little forgetful, but this is just embarrassing.
UpbeatCheetah7710 t1_j422ump wrote
Reply to comment by RedditModsRLazy in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Ah yes, the rules of keeping busy in the Army. Find something and move it. If it won’t move, paint it. If you can’t paint it find something else and move it. Otherwise you get a quick trip to the most mundane detail the ol’ butterbar has brewed up for the day.
monogreenforthewin t1_j422ntl wrote
Reply to comment by gheiminfantry in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
eyeroll k bud
onioning t1_j42cp4w wrote
Reply to comment by funwithdesign in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
Doesn't actually mean anything legally. It's a hedge. Basically discourage the at risk population from consuming your product just in case you fuck up. Provides no legal protection whatsoever.