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Square-Dragonfruit76 t1_j42lv3d wrote
Reply to comment by kazerniel in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
There's video?
Ant-Tea-Social t1_j42lqpy wrote
Reply to comment by supercyberlurker in Roomba testers feel misled after intimate images ended up on Facebook by deep_blue003v
Napster? AOL instant messenger?
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/missing ICQ
terminalmemelocity t1_j42lqcv wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
That turned into an article about iPad. Fuck that website
Square-Dragonfruit76 t1_j42lo6d wrote
I'm with this 100%. I always thought that I would want a ferris wheel built at my grave so the kids wouldn't get bored during the funeral. But looking it up, that's pretty expensive, but you can rent one though. Maybe I'll put that in my will.
MarionberryShot6480 t1_j42knm8 wrote
Reply to comment by timothra5 in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
My vote goes to this comment
aescobar32 t1_j42kjme wrote
Reply to comment by spaghoni in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Same, Fuck Trump, but also Fuck Biden... Is this the best we got in America??
Rawesome16 t1_j42kg8f wrote
Reply to comment by bitemytail in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Worst thing about it is how disguising dirty that pillow looks
03_blue09_93 t1_j42k36z wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I think its a good idea I’ve learned more in the service and they also provide schooling if one is interested. Plus now a days the academic bar is so low that it probably reached the core of the earth by now. I’m not gonna lie i meet some people that are as dumb as a box of rocks so I’m glad they are trying to set them up for success. Along with fitness some people are either overweight or wayyy to underweight and can’t reach the minimum standard for physical fitness.
Infinite_Flatworm_44 t1_j42jwn6 wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
If they don’t meet the academic and fitness standards they can become a liability and risk to our soldiers that did meet the requirements. This is why we have standards. This is not a pre-boot camp. They are changing the goalposts and lowering the bar for standards to get more recruits instead of setting up programs for these under performers to train and learn UNTIL they can perform like the rest before them.
mkost92 t1_j42jsn9 wrote
Reply to comment by SteveIDP in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
Passion 2: Passh Harder
100LittleButterflies t1_j42jozr wrote
Reply to Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by Thefriendlyfaceplant
It doesn't actually say how long the wait is. What kind of wait are they experiencing in Scotland? And what kind of procedures are 1 in 6 Scots performing on themselves due to these wait times??
LilG1984 t1_j42jh7o wrote
The passion of the Christ 2: Crucify this! Starring Jesus& Chris Tucker!
QuestionableAI t1_j42ic1m wrote
She certainly went out in style.
Scarboroughwarning t1_j42i7u8 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
I don't see what is wrong with the EA one....
As for Demi... It doesn't offend me, per se. But she is one irritating person
bitemytail t1_j42hzmf wrote
Reply to comment by The_White_Light in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Wow, that's nothing.
Ruthless4u t1_j42hge6 wrote
Reply to comment by freddy_guy in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
Here’s the funny part.
Only the individual can choose to be offended by what is said or written.
Any word can be offensive if a person wants it to be. It all rest on the mental maturity of the person.
It’s all meant to elicit a negative response. Only the individual can decide to respond in a negative way.
OneLongjumping4022 t1_j42gxqz wrote
Reply to Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Pretty sure this has already been won in court.
dantodd t1_j42gwqw wrote
Reply to Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Whew, I thought this happened somewhere with freedom of speech and started to get upset. just google "UK ban ad" and set your date range to exclude this month. There are so many banned ads. Once you decide it is ok to ban speech it's a slippery slope.
GetlostMaps t1_j42gl8i wrote
Classic. I want this at my funeral.
onioning t1_j42gien wrote
Reply to comment by hamhead in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
They're really not. They're the norm. Most production facilities only do a few things anyway. The large majority never used sesame in the first place.
VitaminPb t1_j42gcgs wrote
Prop me up beside the jukebox
SelectiveSanity t1_j42gc19 wrote
Reply to comment by SteveIDP in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
He's about to get all old testament on their asses.
hamhead t1_j42g6m1 wrote
Reply to comment by onioning in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
No, but production facilities that don't deal with it at all *are* niche.
That might be a slight exaggeration but not by a lot. The facility would have to be set up specifically for this.
GetlostMaps t1_j42lzvt wrote
Reply to comment by onioning in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
It does in the Modern Developed World. Perhaps not in your litigious society? A clear warning is a warning. The consumer has to behave as a reasonable person would, and read the label. This is the case in the EU, UK, in most of the world in fact. My law degree is getting pretty old now, but it still works ok.