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Maniachanical t1_j42xn9e wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Return of the McNamors?
dwkeith t1_j42wjve wrote
I love fantasy, but the books get a little dry after the protagonist is killed.
GarbledComms t1_j42wd9c wrote
Reply to comment by Rawesome16 in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Where can you get a cross-shaped mattress cover?
hijoshh t1_j42vqfi wrote
Reply to comment by hijoshh in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Love the downvote!!! I hope you don’t have to see an a offensive cookie packaging today
AGripInVan t1_j42vnr8 wrote
Reply to Chaotic Footage Shows Deer Crashing Through Minnesota Butcher Shop's Glass Door by iamjimgordon
When she looks around and realizes where she is... hilarious.
onioning t1_j42vnpv wrote
Reply to comment by spectre_ertceps in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
If you add sesame it's listed in the ingredients. "May contain" doesn't add anything. It's a nominally true statement so it's permitted, but it is not an ingredient listing. If it says "may contain" but the ingredient is not listed then that means there's a cross contamination risk. Communicating that risk does not get them out of controlling for it.
Say you have a soy allergy. You eat a food that does not have soy listed as an ingredient, but does say that it may contain soy. As it turns out it does, you suffer health consequences, and you successfully sue the manufacturer. The presence or lack of a "may contain" statement makes no difference.
MindWandererB t1_j42vbmw wrote
Reply to comment by aescobar32 in Spanish town wins award for beauty but says 'no thanks' by Public_Fucking_Media
Yep, all kinds of people who never would have seen that list will see this article.
spectre_ertceps t1_j42uztc wrote
Reply to comment by onioning in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
so they aren't actually adding sesame, they are just saying they are? so now the label becomes completely meaningless?
Nasaboy1987 t1_j42uf62 wrote
kazerniel t1_j42ua34 wrote
Reply to comment by ncfears in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
wasn't "flash" either, as they were hired 😅
mighty-mango t1_j42u4wp wrote
Reply to comment by BouNcYToufU in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
This EXACT thing has happened to me. I’m tribal Kadazan (Malay)
kazerniel t1_j42u2lq wrote
Reply to comment by Square-Dragonfruit76 in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
Embedded in the article. Its link leads here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-bristol-64223053
[deleted] t1_j42trpr wrote
Reply to comment by StalemateVictory in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
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mighty-mango t1_j42thmz wrote
Reply to comment by Nasaboy1987 in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
Really?
smoke99999 t1_j42tezz wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I'm sorry I have to admit my age here and ask a question
how can you score below a 21 on the ASVAB? I joined the USMC back in the late 1980's straight out of high school. My ASVAB score was 89 and I took it just because it got me out of class for half a day. I had no real intention of enlisting at that time. I enlisted in the Corps as a 1345 thats engineer mechanical operator and went to boot as an E2 the entire time I was there I got paid more than the 0300 grunts. Even they had to score higher than 21 to join the Marines. I am fairly sure you get 17 points just for writing your name on the top of the form and extra points if you don't eat the crayon. It wasn't my flavor so I returned it when I was done. I like grape, and it was red.
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Arodg25 t1_j42rra2 wrote
Reply to Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
I believe being offensive to Christians is the point.
eliphanta t1_j42ropd wrote
Reply to USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
Because no other race has worked in a field before, and black people have never worked in a field under any other condition than American slavery
crilen t1_j42rmu7 wrote
Reply to comment by MintJulepTestosteron in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
It was requested, and not technically a flash mob since they were hired.
crilen t1_j42rk8x wrote
Reply to comment by FizzgigsRevenge in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
Yea otherwise that would be SUPER messed up.
Murderyoga t1_j42rjwn wrote
Reply to comment by hamhead in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
It's easier if you try.
killerklixx t1_j42rdv7 wrote
Reply to comment by the_grass_trainer in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
She tries, bless her little cotton socks.
king_pepe_the_third t1_j42rc1i wrote
The Passion of the Christ 2: Buddha's Time to Shine
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vineyardmike t1_j42xrco wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
Is there anything that family guy hasn't done already?