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DragonGarlicBreath t1_j43frje wrote
I'm not sure how much to trust a source called "The Investor" since the bias is obvious, but it depends on how much a "grant" is. Bloomberg's report last year (which had quite different numbers, so either things have changed tragically in under a year or this site is misreporting) says the average is $23 US per month which could be easily sustained depending on what taxpayers normally pay. (Plus there are other revenue sources, which Bloomberg noted was buoying everything.)
baguak4life t1_j43ffcn wrote
Great. Wasn’t the last one just like 3 hours of whipping some dude?
JoinMyPestoCult t1_j43f9o6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Crosses what line?
[deleted] t1_j43f7st wrote
Reply to comment by Lendyman in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
That’s why y’all wanna ban gay people from getting married, ban women’s reproductive rights AND curb transgender rights.
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
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Responsible_Bake_756 t1_j43evis wrote
Reply to comment by knight-errant52 in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Camel-toe
namezam t1_j43etgi wrote
Reply to comment by Square-Dragonfruit76 in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
Do a Viking send-off and give all the kids flaming arrows, the one that lights you up gets a prize.
HumanConsideration61 t1_j43esfb wrote
Reply to comment by Sir-Kevly in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
The fuck are you talking about? The taliban/ISIS were the one putting ordinance and shit on their women and children and detonating it in crowds. You sound like a 12 year old who asschugged bullshit propaganda and thinks war is some Fortnite lobby.
There is almost a divine sense of ironic idiocy to think that the guys who were trying to kill the sick fucks who were abusing women and children were somehow the ones doing that shit. I can guarantee my fucking life that the soldiers who have to live with killing a kid sleep a LOT worse than the bastards who strapped bombs to them. Or beat them. Or raped them. Or poured boiling fucking water on them. Or stoned them.
prefer-to-stay-anon t1_j43e6ai wrote
Reply to comment by Zerox_Z21 in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
And people who meet the educational standards are more likely to be able to afford college, get scholarships, etc, not need GI bill benefits for healthcare, college, and homes, etc.
The benefits of the military are not as great when you already have the benefits.
PipsGhost t1_j43dymg wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
It "shouldn't" affect them in their lifetime but it will. The fan is on and shit is about to hit it.
Sex_Fueled_Squirrel t1_j43djlj wrote
Reply to comment by Spezia-ShwiffMMA in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
Yeah, really puts the "fun" in funeral.
tokhar t1_j43ck0d wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Climate change: UAE names oil chief to lead COP28 talks by ZAGBoi
No pigs allowed! Unclean! Unclean!
/s
blacknyourma t1_j43bmq1 wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
This has always been a thing
JoeBoredom t1_j43affy wrote
Reply to Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
Exxon is an oil company, oil is what they do, it is all they know. I bought Exxon-Mobil stock two years ago when West Texas Intermediate went negative.
With the dividends I have paid for a Nissan Leaf, and a solar power system with battery backup. When I sell the stock I will build a new house further back on my property and lease out my current green home.
I gamed the bastards. They paid for my transition away from their economy. After I sell they can go F themselves.
User_Anon_0001 t1_j43a571 wrote
Reply to USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
This type of behavior just empowers racism and big scary words. Utterly ridiculous
Oski96 t1_j43a4b1 wrote
Reply to Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
PBS' "Frontline" did a 3-part episode on this last season. Highly recommended
kawkz440 t1_j439ihr wrote
Reply to comment by OrganicPrinciple130 in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Trust me, the crazy is everywhere.
InternetPeon t1_j439awn wrote
Reply to comment by SteveIDP in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
Fools and their money will soon be parted like the Red Sea.
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Reply to comment by Travelerdude in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
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Matt1050 t1_j438rfu wrote
Reply to comment by RedditOR74 in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
I don't disagree, hell, he shouldn't even be president. But the fact that we all watched the presidential debates and STILL voted for him over Trump is evidence enough that Trump is God awful as a leader. I don't care what any cultists or fanboys have to say, I have no love in my heart for sleepy Joe, but I'll take him over Trump any day.
You don't win elections by riling up your voter base, that's a slippery slope into violence, extremism, revolution, and coup de'tat. You win elections by pandering to those on the fence. And Trump is anything but on the fence. You can't be on the fence and build it too.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_j438i8s wrote
Reply to comment by SouthofAkron in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
Good news, it won't effect us in our life time! Bad news, it will severely impact and dramatically change both the world and human civilization and survival for our children and their children's children.
MRtenbux t1_j43876x wrote
Reply to Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Hey! I saw Stripes
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