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SaintBrutus t1_j45dtry wrote
He should be charged with killing my childhood.
saintofhate t1_j45daqc wrote
Reply to Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by themimeofthemollies
Why doesn't it say exactly how long the wait was? I've had to wait a year to see a gp because there were no open appointments.
Jdog6984 t1_j45c94b wrote
Reply to comment by 25StarGeneralZap in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I once passed a PT test with a 180. I've seen people fail with 220 and 240
Janaedd t1_j45c2yd wrote
ARREST HIM THIS CANNOT STAND
Jahlons t1_j45brj1 wrote
Did the pigeon explode?
Sly1969 t1_j45awee wrote
Reply to After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
Shave the beard and you're safe, mate.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j459vp3 wrote
Reply to After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
He looks like a dingus
pdonchev t1_j459jv9 wrote
Reply to comment by twotonekevin in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
It's definitely worse. Just make all bedrooms the same.
MakesCakesEatsMud t1_j458axe wrote
Reply to comment by ebbiibbe in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
Once a British museum steals something, they never give it back.
00Kevin t1_j457gwm wrote
Coincidentally, there is a legit documentary about people named James Bond coming out next month and they released the trailer today:
ShitpostOracle t1_j4567de wrote
Reply to Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
If there is ever a revolution in the near future I hope these people are held accountable and punished. But man do I have my doubts that'll ever happen.
FatLegTed t1_j455xm7 wrote
Reply to After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
That job description should read 'Failed Impersonator'.
MedicSF t1_j454uq5 wrote
Jesus 2: Electric boogaloo
account_not_valid t1_j454s6y wrote
Reply to comment by SnowinMiami in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Of the military industrial complex.
Buck_Slamchest t1_j454k7n wrote
Reply to After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
The vast majority of these lookalikes look nothing like the person and it’s no different here.
epistemic_epee t1_j4543th wrote
Reply to After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
It's a living.
Kortax t1_j4542zv wrote
Reply to After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
But they don’t even look alike imo
Bluebyday t1_j4538ru wrote
Reminds me of that gay James Bond skit that defeated his enemy by cancelling them
Hand-Picked-Anus t1_j4532zt wrote
Reply to comment by pogomelon in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
It has to be repeated for each generation that ignores it.
zstandig t1_j4526e3 wrote
Acts? or is he going to make three more Gospels just with slightly different details?
Freethecrafts t1_j451v03 wrote
There’s no way this sticks. Everyone knows Michael Bay can’t hit a mark.
quantril t1_j451btd wrote
Reply to Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
This is where “corporations are people” should mean a corporation can also get the death penalty. And the people running that company (current and retired) should also get the death penalty. Heads on pikes outside a shuttered Exxon HQ would send a good message.
No-Owl9201 t1_j4515v7 wrote
I can't wait for the film to come out 'The Pigeon Killer'
prefer-to-stay-anon t1_j450n7o wrote
Reply to comment by hamhead in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
People vent on twitter. Its what they do. I have said many times on reddit that it is dumb that Ben And Jerry's dairy free flavors contain all the nuts. If you are making an allergy friendly option, make it allergy friendly.
But I know I am shouting into the void, I know the world isn't going to bend to my whims or medical needs, but that isn't going to stop me from complaining that I don't even have allergy friendly "allergy friendly" ice cream. These people are the same. The decision of the food manufacturer is making their life worse. They can't enjoy the things they used to, they can't enjoy the things they could if for a simple change, often a marketing decision. It sucks that their life is worse, just let them vent.
jsfairly t1_j45dvmk wrote
Reply to James Bond becomes Wisconsin’s first openly LGBTQ cabinet secretary by Spanishparlante
Don't get any on ya.