Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Extension-Slice281 t1_j45n2tl wrote
Reply to comment by coolluck33 in UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
I mean, after 27 of these already and absolutely zero action, I’m not sure anyone attending isn’t a fox
Insanio_ t1_j45mzwh wrote
Reply to comment by Agelmar2 in Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by themimeofthemollies
It's 13 years of mismanaged free healthcare by a government that has actively tried to dismantle the good parts of free healthcare. Patient satisfaction was at an all time high under last Labour government. Free healthcare isn't the problem, Conservatives are.
dozy_boy t1_j45mghl wrote
Reply to comment by calartnick in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
To be fair, that would also mean it is "not the onion"...
21_MushroomCupcakes t1_j45mequ wrote
Reply to comment by AUWarEagle82 in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
...because it's lies paraded as truth and contributes to a surplus of harm in the world in general and the US specifically..?
Islam isn't a mainstream institutional power in America, if it was, we'd shit on it too.
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Reply to comment by The_White_Light in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
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hour_of_the_rat t1_j45lcci wrote
Absent a 4-second clip with 11 cuts from seven different cameras of this pigeon allegedly being killed, I am going to have to say "Not Guilty".
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j45kybj wrote
Reply to comment by kyoko9 in 2 People Jump Out of Woman's Trunk When She Pulls Over to Investigate Noise in San Diego by WildAnimus
Have you been preaching this your whole life? Or you just started preaching it now after you read this article?
coolluck33 t1_j45ja41 wrote
Isn't this like putting a fox in charge of guarding the chickens?
DemagogueDimension t1_j45iwvx wrote
Reply to Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
This gonna get slid.
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jlaw54 t1_j45huj7 wrote
Reply to comment by KaisarDragon in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Biden had Top Secret unsecured. It’s bad. Forget what trump did and set it aside. Just evaluate it on the merits. Lot of people looking like hypocrites and dying on an unnecessary hill. Bad look. I’m non conservative, but Jesus Christ this is sad.
kyoko9 t1_j45hp5m wrote
Reply to 2 People Jump Out of Woman's Trunk When She Pulls Over to Investigate Noise in San Diego by WildAnimus
This is why you always check your trunk before getting in your car. You never know who (or what) you'll find in there.
jlaw54 t1_j45hp1w wrote
Reply to comment by Larsaf in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Why run an 80 year old in 2024 anyway. Biden could resign and quickly solve that problem. Then the Dems can decide to run Harris or another.
Freethecrafts t1_j45h5zn wrote
Reply to comment by chaseinger in UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
The only straight game in world politics is most of us don’t like anyone else enough to want to be responsible for anyone else no matter what resources they might bring to the table.
GetlostMaps t1_j45gto3 wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
So does the impersonator
GetlostMaps t1_j45gsbc wrote
Reply to comment by Kortax in After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
What are you talking about?
It's clearly the same a relatively similar hat.
GetlostMaps t1_j45g2db wrote
Reply to comment by taptapper in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
Fun fact: you need to learn what fun facts are. Your comment wasn't very fun at all.
Malachorn t1_j45fbqi wrote
Reply to comment by OneHundredEighty180 in Dominic Perrottet apologises for wearing Nazi uniform to his 21st birthday by Handsprime
>Edit: not sure why for the downvotes...
So... you didn't want an answer?
Wouldn't life be easier if you tried to communicate better?
You were literally just asking for that...
You're welcome, by the way.
taptapper t1_j45f6xh wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
Fun fact: this issue isn't about what a dead man wants, it's about powerful people exploiting the powerless
chaseinger t1_j45f1uz wrote
that's only oniony if you think that any of the petro states are playing a straight game.
which they're not. at all. like, more so than any other country in the assembly, and that bar is astonishingly low already.
OneHundredEighty180 t1_j45f12t wrote
Reply to comment by Malachorn in Dominic Perrottet apologises for wearing Nazi uniform to his 21st birthday by Handsprime
Oh, cry me a Billabong, Paul Hogan.
taptapper t1_j45eoie wrote
Reply to Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
For any of you that don't know, back in the 1700's people believed that your body had to remain intact, because when Jesus returns your body will rise up from it's grave "as is". Some people still believe it today but back then it was a waaaay more common belief. Mangling criminal's bodies was OK because that just meant more punishment during the resurrection (or something like that). It's one reason why there are laws against "defiling" corpses and why they quartered people after they were already dead from the drawing. Even though he wanted to be buried at sea, it was in a lead coffin: he wanted his body left intact.
So this wasn't just against his "wishes" it was against his beliefs and religion, and Hunter knew it.
StuckinReverse89 t1_j45embl wrote
Reply to Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
And people still say climate change is a hoax and the science doesnt back it up.
Even Exxon, a company who has every incentive to deny climate change, basically found science to provide climate change exists back in the 70s and lied to bury it.
Third_Triumvirate t1_j45e8it wrote
Reply to comment by woodysdad in James Bond becomes Wisconsin’s first openly LGBTQ cabinet secretary by Spanishparlante
Local news always have the funniest headlines
PDOUSR t1_j45o428 wrote
Reply to James Bond becomes Wisconsin’s first openly LGBTQ cabinet secretary by Spanishparlante
yesh, of courshe