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DennisHakkie t1_j45x47g wrote
Reply to Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
Heck, these assholes bought the drilling rights for every piece of Antartica and the north pole where the snow would melt the soonest. Meaning “more oil”
How about just banning all oil and coal usage in 10 years? People will adapt. Just kill the industry in a single blow, with no-one giving a single damn afterwards
victordudu t1_j45wsun wrote
checks a lot of boxes.
CaveatRumptor t1_j45wqbk wrote
Reply to comment by DaveOJ12 in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
The integrity of the body after death could arise from religious concerns. Atheists notably disrespect those.
Final-Distribution97 t1_j45we0r wrote
Reply to Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Women cause serious offense to christains.
zwaaa t1_j45w546 wrote
In other news, big bad wolf to lead Little pig housing forum.
gsohyeah t1_j45vm3g wrote
Reply to comment by SteveIDP in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
The Second Cumming
[deleted] t1_j45v82u wrote
Reply to Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
I hope she does a video too. really give ‘em something to clutch the pearls over. It’s been a while.
Sparky_Buttons t1_j45v02g wrote
Reply to comment by kyoko9 in 2 People Jump Out of Woman's Trunk When She Pulls Over to Investigate Noise in San Diego by WildAnimus
YOu also need to check under the car for bombs! And under the handle for razor blades! You can use a selfie stick with a mirror attached by rubber bands. It takes me half an hour to check my car every time I get in it, but it's so worth it!
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Fine-Ad9768 t1_j45ue9z wrote
Reply to After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
Ya i don’t think he has much to worry about
hatguyfromXKCD t1_j45tfkl wrote
Reply to comment by No-Owl9201 in Michael Bay Charged With Killing a Pigeon in Italy, Denies the Allegations by lulzPIE
Avian Assassin, you say?
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Swyping-EditOptional t1_j45t84w wrote
Reply to comment by Kortax in After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
Yet they both resemble a certain butler.
fuckedbymath t1_j45rz1b wrote
Passion 2: the teabagging.
Gurablashta t1_j45rdii wrote
Good, there are far too many pidgeons
TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j45qsx7 wrote
Reply to comment by No_big_whoop in UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
We’re the hens
Salt_Comment_9012 t1_j45qrcg wrote
Just end the world already it's just torture to us NPC's to keep dragging it out then blaming us
MadeFromNews t1_j45qbuq wrote
This is kind of ridiculously as many of these cities are overtaken by pigeons. Some official just wanted to meet the guy.
Sniffy4 t1_j45q7pu wrote
Reply to comment by SaintBrutus in Michael Bay Charged With Killing a Pigeon in Italy, Denies the Allegations by lulzPIE
He killed it with an asteroid.
squeaki t1_j45q5st wrote
Reply to After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
Well stop wearing flippin the same uniform you dummy!
Sniffy4 t1_j45q5eo wrote
This headline should generate at least a week's worth of late-night monologue jokes.
No_big_whoop t1_j45plq5 wrote
Reply to comment by Extension-Slice281 in UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
It’s foxes all the way down
Malachorn t1_j45oapv wrote
Reply to comment by Lendyman in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
>Most of us are pretty used to being insulted and belittled all over the place.
That's not true at all.
Let's not pretend like Christians tend to be the disenfranchised minority.
It's one thing if we actually were talking about the small percentage of Christians actually in countries where they are a disenfranchised group... but largely, we're talking about Christians in privileged positions that are delusional in pretending otherwise and often claiming they're somehow "the real victims." It's absurd.
There IS a difference between "punching up" and "punching down."
Christians very much tend to not be some disenfranchised, subjugated group.
Realistically, Christians often wield a far greater amount of power than other groups and it's just ludicrous to not recognize that when those being marginalized want to lash out in some fashion then it's going to be against the system and those in power... which is NOT the same as those with power using that power and marginalizing others.
LouPoh t1_j45xkn5 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
Depends.
Being a rich, narcissistic asshole... exploiting the powerless can be real fun for ya. That's a fact.