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calartnick t1_j46iguy wrote
Reply to comment by dozy_boy in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
So then any news story fits on this sub lol
fuckedbymath t1_j46h93z wrote
We had a pact!
Jump_Like_A_Willys t1_j46h1h4 wrote
- Randy Johnson enters the chat
Warning: Real exploding bird
[deleted] t1_j46gsqp wrote
Democracy, what a concept.
Welfare in this country, like all other SOE type initiatives, is a huge problem.
The government doesn't create jobs, especially not for any other colour than black, think I am being racist, please go review the BEE policies, it will explain everything.
I think because there is no work, more and more people have to depend on the grants, once you do this, the government has control, in 1996 there were ± 3M people grants being paid, now it is almost 30M.
That should worry a lot of people.
CaveatRumptor t1_j46gcnc wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
The injunctions against it are pretty strong, even if they are broken sometimes. Certainly Hunter's actions are egregious. I think you're just an asshole atheist who thinks her shit doesn't stink.
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virtual97315 t1_j46ekmc wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
“Next item on the list: How can we send our kids to space?”
I was young back when they called it the Greenhouse Effect. The shortsightedness of the whole thing still astounds me.
ffxivthrowaway03 t1_j46eeqq wrote
Reply to comment by Omegalazarus in USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
That's not really a viable strategy, a liberal arts degree is going to be missing the vast majority of high level math and science prerequisites for a lot of STEM programs, and not teach any of the entry level specialized prereqs and would add years to the program. You can't just get a degree in whatever and then shotgun an entire 4 year STEM program at the end of it, it doesn't work that way. Not to mention how valuable getting involved with the professors and in the educational community can be for kickstarting your professional networking and opening opportunities.
In that situation they'd be far better off just going to a community college with a decent program for whatever they want, getting their associates in the relevant field, and transferring into a 4 year program from there.
Which hypotheticals aside, is entirely the point - you can't just assume someone is an entitled, wasteful brat for pursuing a specific educational path instead of the one that just happens to be "free." Hell, maybe they don't want to go to college at all and want to pursue a trade? Supporting your kid in their chosen field is not "indulgent permissive parenting," it's supporting your kid.
Ahllhellnaw t1_j46bgky wrote
Reply to Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
Isn't the carbon footprint a whole ass made up idea from ExxonMobil in the first place?
Never trust activism that originates, and is maintained by, the industry it claims to be criticizing.
Else you'll be supporting narratives written by the responsible parties as they pass the blame to anyone they can make you believe is more culpable, including yourself.
The head of BP is the main backer (and is on the board) of the activist groups ran by Greta's family. But instead of having a conversation with him, she's screaming at politicians about a stolen future? That stolen future, and one of the people most responsible for stelaing it, paid for her entire "activist" experience the last few years.
Kittenscute t1_j46axxx wrote
Reply to comment by CaveatRumptor in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
Oh puhlease, you are saying like the religious don't regularly come up with all sorts of nonsense to defile the corpses of the dead, especially if the dead were their enemies.
You are just an asshole desperate for any thin straw to take potshots at atheists, let's not pretend otherwise.
Zigihogan t1_j46advh wrote
More Jesus-y than before!
throwawaypervyervy t1_j46a4xq wrote
Reply to comment by ImmediatelyOcelot in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Also, he hung out with sex workers. He would have understood the importance of shock value to advertise.
Agelmar2 t1_j469oxw wrote
Reply to comment by Insanio_ in Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by themimeofthemollies
>s 13 years of mismanaged free healthcare by a government that has actively tried to dismantle the good parts of free healthcare.
You are not going to pretend that the NHS was becoming unaffordable as population went down?
blacknyourma t1_j469o2q wrote
Reply to comment by No-Owl9201 in Michael Bay Charged With Killing a Pigeon in Italy, Denies the Allegations by lulzPIE
Starring mark Wahlberg
suprisecameo t1_j468pqw wrote
Reply to USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
I'm a social worker and this is just stupid.
themeatbridge t1_j4685ir wrote
>ODNI said in its report that efforts to destigmatize reporting and emphasize that the objects may pose a threat likely contributed to the additional reports.
Essentially, there are new craft and new technologies available to more people at lower costs, and we have a lot of enemies. If you see something in the sky or in the water or driving around on the ground, report it. Nobody is going to call you a kook unless you insist it was aliens who abducted you to do butt stuff.
sexyloser1128 OP t1_j466uap wrote
Reply to comment by Kortax in After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
>Whittock says he gets mistaken for the royal "every single day" and that, as a lookalike, he gets worried when Harry "faces a sudden increase in security threats." > >According to princeharrylookalike.com Rhys Whittock has been mistaken for the popular Royal Prince, Harry, for many years. As well as his obvious facial resemblance, Rhys has the same red hair and is almost identical in height, build and age. > >Encouraged by friends and family, Rhys entered Easyjet's #YourRoyalLikeness competition to find the best Prince Harry and Meghan Markle lookalikes in Europe. The competition received more than 3,000 applications and the finals were held in London one week before the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Rhys was voted by an expert panel of judges to be the winner.
JLMJ10 t1_j466nyk wrote
The JCU is starting.
browtfareyoudoing t1_j466j3c wrote
Reply to comment by AGripInVan in Michael Bay Charged With Killing a Pigeon in Italy, Denies the Allegations by lulzPIE
Wow, this blew up!
DragonGarlicBreath t1_j465imn wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in 2 People Jump Out of Woman's Trunk When She Pulls Over to Investigate Noise in San Diego by WildAnimus
Whole life, but it's all been for this moment.
dahComrad t1_j463yon wrote
Because a dolly accidently killed it. For real? Sounds petty to me, I seriously doubt anyone intended on killing an innocent animal.
blahbleh112233 t1_j463v5z wrote
Reply to comment by jlaw54 in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Why run someone who would threaten boomer supremacy when you'll vote for Biden anyways?
wouldofiswrooong t1_j462byh wrote
A Hawk killed a pigeon in our garden last week.
It was a completely white one too. Absolutely insane massacre all over the place.
nihilfit t1_j45zoga wrote
Reply to comment by onioning in Companies Are Adding Sesame to Foods. It's an Unintended Consequence of a New Allergen Label Law by Kodiak01
I'm not arguing against regulation at all; I'm only noting how attempts to regulate can go wrong. In this case, we wanted to protect severely allergic people but ended up making their lives more difficult. And I'm not sure that it is correct to say "the products made by such a bakery would have been unacceptable for someone with a sesame allergy", because I'm not aware that sesame-allergic people were having allergic reactions to these products in the past (I'm not saying they weren't, only that I don't know that they were.) It's out of a cautionary principle that regulations concerning cross-contamination arose, not, I am thinking, out of empirical evidence of a certain number of cases of allergic reaction per unit of population. You're right that it is a good thing that people can now weigh the risks accurately, but that doesn't change the fact that, by including sesame in products that previously didn't have any, companies have actually increased the risks of inadvertent allergic reaction and reduced the number of products that sesame-allergic people have to choose from. Further, I'm not saying that the companies have done anything wrong. Rather, I'm saying the situation is very much like that of the cobra bounty in India (the so-called cobra effect.) Such effects point to the largely ignored issue of the effectiveness of legislative endeavors, however well-intentioned.
supcoco t1_j46ijjr wrote
Reply to UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
Not shocking when UAE is basically Saudi Jr