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axethebarbarian t1_j47b2rn wrote
Reply to comment by the_grass_trainer in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Yeah it doesn't seem that unusual to me. Like of the crazy thing Demi Lovato has said and done, this ranks really low.
axethebarbarian t1_j47aw7n wrote
Reply to comment by killerklixx in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
đ¤Łđ damn dude
ash_274 t1_j478u4d wrote
The pigeon was not blown up; therefore it couldnât have been Michael Bay
WaycoKid1129 t1_j4787qh wrote
Reply to Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Not a Demi fan but offending the Christians is a tradition as old as Christianity itself, let her do it
mymar101 t1_j4780rb wrote
Reply to Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
I would like to see the banned poster. I bet itâs rather mundane
[deleted] t1_j47804g wrote
Reply to comment by Insanio_ in Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by themimeofthemollies
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by Thefriendlyfaceplant
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FlyingFox86 t1_j475wql wrote
Reply to comment by saintofhate in Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by themimeofthemollies
Ah yes, the US. I can't say I'm well informed, but I've heard things about your healthcare.
I'm from Belgium and it's pretty decent here. Cheap, mandatory health insurance, good accessibility to doctors, and well equipped, modern hospitals everywhere. Plenty to complain about if you want, but compared to a ton of other places in the world, I feel extremely lucky to be born here.
Usually, you can get an appointment with your GP in a matter of days, or the same day. In case of my own GP, he introduced a rather annoying system where you can only make an appointment for that day, from 7 in the morning. That mean I have to be ready with the app or behind my PC at that time, because all the appointment slots are filled up in a matter of minutes. No idea why he did that, but compared to having to wait weeks or months, it's fine.
Specialists do take longer here as well, on average, but there is usually something to be done if the matter is a little urgent. Like, if my GP thinks I should really see a specialist soon, he might make a call to the specialist himself to get me squeezed in.
komari_k t1_j475g72 wrote
I wish it could be aliens just one even if it's a threat to humanity cuz aliens are cool đŁ
Earnastus t1_j474wlb wrote
Reply to comment by Thud2 in James Bond becomes Wisconsinâs first openly LGBTQ cabinet secretary by Spanishparlante
LOL!
Sgt_Hastagaspacho t1_j474jwe wrote
And now it's turned into a Streisand effect
jlaw54 t1_j473rog wrote
Reply to comment by KaisarDragon in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Except this completely ignores the non-protocol and incompetency leading to it being mishandled and stored improperly for years. Itâs willful blindness. âBut now they are handling it properlyâ isnât the point here. Itâs that it occurred IN MULTIPLE INSTANCES and led to documents in multiple locations. Thatâs not ok.
Earnastus t1_j473kzj wrote
We need to stop messing around. Open all the taps of all the oil rigs and let it flow. Then just nuke it all and let's get this party started! We all know how this movie ends, so let's stop messing around. Lite it up and let the world burn! (No, I am not in the least bit being satirical. This is obviously the way it's going to end.)
saintofhate t1_j473di6 wrote
Reply to comment by FlyingFox86 in Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by themimeofthemollies
Basically. I'm also not from the UK, I'm from Philly but I have medicaid and the doctors hate my insurance because they often underpay or forget to pay. Specialists can take even longer. I'm currently waiting to get surgery done but the OR the doctor uses has no open slots for the foreseeable time and has to wait until the next schedule comes out.
FlyingFox86 t1_j472gnv wrote
Reply to comment by saintofhate in Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by themimeofthemollies
Seriously, a year for a GP? How can that even be a thing? What did you say when you finally got there? Hi doctor, I was dealing with a cough a year ago but I'm better now?
I can only get appointments for my GP on the same day as making the appointment. But I'm not from the UK.
alkonium t1_j4727qh wrote
Reply to comment by 00Kevin in James Bond becomes Wisconsinâs first openly LGBTQ cabinet secretary by Spanishparlante
The one who inspired Fleming to use the name for the character was an American Ornithologist who wrote Birds of the West Indies. In Die Another Day, you can see Bond reading it.
Phyliinx t1_j471p2x wrote
Did the bird explode?
KaisarDragon t1_j47162a wrote
Reply to comment by jlaw54 in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
I'll take having them, immediately contacting the archives, and handing them over ANY DAY.
You know, following protocol for it.
Thomas_JCG t1_j470z35 wrote
At least they are honest.
gigglesworthy t1_j46z9i9 wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in James Bond becomes Wisconsinâs first openly LGBTQ cabinet secretary by Spanishparlante
Because it's a nottheonion-y title.
The website that published the news is a local news site.
AG246810 t1_j46z641 wrote
Perfect.
gigglesworthy t1_j46yyrn wrote
A year ago, it was an open question
[deleted] t1_j46yi4k wrote
Reply to comment by frank_247 in Ukrainian refugee 'went home to see doctor as Scottish wait too long' by Thefriendlyfaceplant
And yet, you provide no explanation as to why Iâm wrong. Typical tactic of a person with a dog shit opinion. Itâs so terrible that he wants [checks notes] working healthcare.
MidnightCh1cken t1_j47b7n7 wrote
Reply to UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
I think people in the future will look back at us here - at the turn of the millennium and consider us to have still lived under a kind of pathetic feudal system.
It sure feels that we are reverting to it more every day.