Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
happykittynipples t1_j485l1k wrote
Denies everything, yet seen eating fried chicken on multiple occasions.
QuestionableAI t1_j485i4n wrote
He compared women to milk cattle ... this man, married to a woman thinks women are cattle, like any other fuckable property. His apology was non-existent.
blahbleh112233 t1_j485g0z wrote
Reply to comment by i81u812 in Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
Yeah, I was expecting some weird lawsuit on the idea that not everything they sell is a dollar. This is an actual case of customer abuse
ayposno t1_j485bw1 wrote
Reply to Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
Honestly, all states should grill DG. Such a shitty corporation.
jxj24 t1_j4856kr wrote
"Sorry-not-sorry"
i81u812 t1_j484yui wrote
Reply to comment by AdFresh3918 in Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
I shall. Let the reddit gods decide lol. Theres just so many that are barely if at all oniony at the moment.
WifeofTech t1_j484o3e wrote
Reply to Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
Meanwhile in Alabama our AG is ignoring blatantchild labor violations in plants that have already been fined for their amputation hazards and declaring that women who take plan b can be jailed for child abuse.
Good to see there are some AG's that are actually doing things to help the people of their state. Can we borrow him?
AdFresh3918 t1_j484nxb wrote
Reply to comment by i81u812 in Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
Idk the headline made me think he was going to block one opening in his area to stop the poors from entering his nice side of town. I think thats a bit oniony, but the article itself is pretty standard.
sanjsrik t1_j484f9c wrote
Maybe he was talking about his preferences for sex partners.
i81u812 t1_j484e68 wrote
Reply to comment by AdFresh3918 in Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
To some other sub. Because this is not Oniony in any way.
GetlostMaps t1_j484cxg wrote
Reply to comment by Sad_King_Billy-19 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Pigs are intelligent animals.
contactspring t1_j484aaw wrote
I wonder if they also complain about beer advertisements on TV?
i81u812 t1_j483ycr wrote
"Believe what they say the first time".
-Maya Angelou
AdFresh3918 t1_j483w8d wrote
Reply to Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
I really like this headline. The article makes sense though on why. Keep spamming him.
Kangar t1_j483vff wrote
I have nipples, Jack, can you milk me?
What a troglodyte this guy is.
Dem0s t1_j483fpw wrote
But did he apologize for being a total waste of oxygen?
Sad_King_Billy-19 t1_j4833l8 wrote
guy's a pig
John-the-cool-guy t1_j482mxl wrote
His apology wasn't sincere. We all know what he thinks about women and his party will back him on it.
Matty_Poppinz t1_j482ik4 wrote
This is as bad as when they opened that jackhammer training academy next to the migraine center.
CaveatRumptor t1_j48277p wrote
Reply to comment by ViralViridae in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
I'm sure you've got yourself all convinced about how rightgeous your discourse is. You are assuming way too much about me for which you have no evidence. Your fifteen minutes are up.
garlopf t1_j48233c wrote
Reply to comment by MustLoveAllCats in UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
It was a joke.
MustLoveAllCats t1_j481za6 wrote
Reply to comment by garlopf in UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
This comment is a joke. Climate change is about way more than just trees.
MustLoveAllCats t1_j481vrj wrote
Reply to comment by Thomas_JCG in UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
You say that as if it's a good thing, but honesty isn't even useful in this case. Things would be better if they were dishonest, as at least by pretending to give a shit about the environment, some of their people might then believe it's something worth caring about.
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megapuffranger t1_j485tpk wrote
Reply to comment by ceton33 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Republicans yearn for the old days where women were subservient to men. If a woman talked back you could slap the shit out of her and no one would lift a finger to help. If a woman turns you down you just harass the shit out of her until she gives in out of fear. Women stayed home and cooked and cleaned and served, the man was always right too so no more being called on their bullshit.
Republicans want to go back to the old days for minorities too.