Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
weirdgroovynerd t1_j48hm30 wrote
I don't have the source, but I heard about a documentary where a high school chemistry teacher became a meth manufacturer.
DavidMalony t1_j48h9g1 wrote
Not oniony at all. Most addiction counselors are addicts themselves.
Unique_Display_Name t1_j48gmv8 wrote
Reply to comment by rxneutrino in Addiction counselor arrested on meth dealing charge by deepthaw
I wont lie, I judged it by the headline which is something I shouldnt do. Its just inconvenient to look at links on my phone because it crashes my mobile browser a lot, especially if they are tabloids
Rickshmitt t1_j48ggjk wrote
Reply to comment by all_the_gravy in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
No,no. If you were a sheep, would you fuck another sheep?
rxneutrino t1_j48gc4t wrote
Reply to comment by Unique_Display_Name in Addiction counselor arrested on meth dealing charge by deepthaw
>Police say Hagedorn also admitted drugs and guns were in his house on Newburgh Road, as well as a large amount of money in a safety deposit box. Officers say search warrants of both properties turned up a large amount of cash, more than 173 grams of meth, nearly 22 grams of cocaine, and 24 grams of fentayl/heroin. They say they also found mushrooms, controlled pills, a digital scale, a gun, ammunition, and a ledger of people who owed money.
You are correct that addiction is a disease. This person sounds a bit more calculated than a relapsed addict though.
SugmaDiction t1_j48g0tl wrote
Reply to comment by Unique_Display_Name in Addiction counselor arrested on meth dealing charge by deepthaw
It doesn't always happen but it does happen often enough that I'm surprised it's posted in /r/nottheonion
DoNotPetTheSnake t1_j48fgy1 wrote
Reply to comment by wallstreetegg in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Wooooow
drewhead118 t1_j48fe0x wrote
Reply to comment by rugbat in Addiction counselor arrested on meth dealing charge by deepthaw
professionals maneuver themselves within arm's reach of their customers
drewhead118 t1_j48f9h9 wrote
Reply to comment by kokopilau in Addiction counselor arrested on meth dealing charge by deepthaw
no, that's from the coke-dealing addiction counselor
CaveatRumptor t1_j48f797 wrote
Reply to comment by ViralViridae in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
You're ignorant. So ignorant you're not even aware. You think that's your rightgeousness, but it isn't it's just your juvenile vanity. Feel welcome to have the last word. It's above my pay grade here to deal with a numbskull like you.
Aggravating-Turn9320 t1_j48ewyb wrote
Create a problem, sell the solution
Final-Distribution97 t1_j48esq3 wrote
Reply to comment by megapuffranger in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
They could just rape women.
ViralViridae t1_j48ef2x wrote
Reply to comment by CaveatRumptor in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
Proof? Source? Or you just a bigot 🤔
DigitalSteven1 t1_j48e9f8 wrote
Reply to Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
Better headline here: "Ohio AG attempts to protect consumers in Ohio." While I dislike republicans more than the next guy, I'm unbiased enough to realize what he's attempting to do here isn't bad.
ViralViridae t1_j48e9a1 wrote
Reply to comment by CaveatRumptor in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
> You are assuming way too much about me for which you have no evidence.
You provided all the evidence I need to show you’re a bigot when you made baseless accusations against a group you don’t like and then proceeded to keep repeating it while providing no evidence to support it beyond your own opinions. Pretty easy evidence when it’s shit you yourself wrote lol
I’m still waiting for any actual evidence from you about your theories of atheists widely desecrating bodies or being theist haters, or can you just admit that’s your own bigotry?
> Your fifteen minutes are up.
You can leave whenever you want 🤷‍♀️ god knows I won’t stop you lol
It’s funny you think writing that will stop me responding and calling out how toxic you are.
You can go now though, I won’t bother reading whatever you manage to drool on your keyboard (Haha see I can do it too!)
rugbat t1_j48e5j3 wrote
His businesses had a certain synergy. What an entrepreneur!
ThreeDogs2022 t1_j48dnm8 wrote
""I absolutely respect women, and the right to choose their own healthcare," Nelsen—who has a wife and five granddaughters—wrote."
People who respect women and their right to choose their own healthcare do not vote republican, let alone run on a republican ticket.
[deleted] t1_j48digc wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionableAI in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
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PFavier t1_j48dbp1 wrote
Reply to comment by Extension-Slice281 in UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
Mostly discussing how to prepare the chickens without anyone noticing. "Nothing to see here.. the chickens are fine, we care for them"
RPDRNick t1_j48d6uw wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Instead, he went wee wee wee wee all the way to the state house.
kokopilau t1_j48d4jl wrote
It’s a thin white line
all_the_gravy t1_j48d1kr wrote
Reply to comment by freemason777 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
You uh, don't fuck your cattle?
TerrorNova49 t1_j48cwle wrote
Reply to Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
Not Oniony… I had expected some trademark issue over “General” or something. This is a straight consumer protection story.
freemason777 t1_j48cvr1 wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionableAI in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
You uh, you fuck your cattle?
KrayzieAlcohilicFlow t1_j48hx47 wrote
Reply to Addiction counselor arrested on meth dealing charge by deepthaw
The rehab I went to had the founder's husband prosecuted for cocaine trafficking. The director was an alcoholic who drank on site before she got replaced.