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killerbee2319 t1_j48v5fl wrote
Reply to comment by DigitalSteven1 in Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
But let's face it, did you actually believe a Republican wouldn't side with Dollar General and charge their customers with a crime instead?
Aporkalypse_Sow t1_j48v4pg wrote
Oh, leave him alone, it's totally understandable for a guy that fucks farm animals to accidentally talk about women like sex objects.
LorenaBobbedIt t1_j48u5qw wrote
Reply to comment by GiantRobotTRex in Missouri lawmakers adopt stricter dress code for women in state House by dreamcastfanboy34
They have separate rules for men and women so that women are permitted more flexibility than men, which they still have.
godisdeadmofo t1_j48tqp6 wrote
How he gets his customers lol
Mantipath t1_j48tdp2 wrote
This sort of rule makes me want to show up in a 19th century city outfit... beaver hat, cloak, full dress coat, cummerbund, opera pumps, the whole bit.
Of course that would be the day the legislature is taken over by Charles Miner...
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Desperate_Reading_52 t1_j48scps wrote
Holy cow, this is my local news!
CaveatRumptor t1_j48rtd7 wrote
Reply to comment by BKLD12 in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
I did not assume it at all. If I had made a declarative sentence, stating that he definitely was an atheist that would have been an assumption. I asked if he were an atheist precisely because I did not want to assume it. And no one ever answered that question. Everyone assumed they needed to defend atheism and villainize and insult me personally as a theist. That kind of unneccessary defensiveness strongly suggests I may have been right. Apparently however the institute still thinks it morally acceptable to keep Byrnes skeleton, even knowing that he really didn't want them to have it. That kind of moral blind spot has to be the result of some kind of ideology.
Johannason t1_j48rdo6 wrote
Reply to Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
"Restraining order" is one of the most deceptive ways this headline could have been phrased. Yes, technically he is requesting an order that will pose a restraint to the company. But Restraining Orders are also a thing. Being that misleading is journalistic malpractice.
MiraniaTLS t1_j48r7e8 wrote
Officer His Liscence was, wait, no its, No officer Im not dwi!
SelectiveSanity t1_j48r5b0 wrote
>Late last year, California became only the third state in the US to allow digital license plates. The fancy customizable plates are only available from a company called Reviver, which charges users $20 to $25 per month.
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Ok, I see the issue here...we're entitling a bunch of pretentious idiots with more money then common sense and acting like this isn't a problem that everybody could see coming a mile away.
AnOrdinaryMammal t1_j48qv9h wrote
Reply to comment by freemason777 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Yeah… I know English. This person thinks at least 7/10 cattle are fuckable property. That dude is gross.
BKLD12 t1_j48qcqh wrote
Reply to comment by CaveatRumptor in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
Nobody claimed that it was. But you made the assumption that Hunter was an atheist because he did something that was disrespectful and dehumanizing. Being an asshole and a scientist doesn’t make someone an atheist; there are many people who are both while also being religious. I’ve met a few of them in my time.
The only thing that makes an atheist an atheist is a lack of belief in a God or gods.
pokey68 t1_j48pbly wrote
Tried that with my wife and daughters. Did not go well.
smaartypants t1_j48p6pm wrote
His fingers are probably crossed behind his back.
CaveatRumptor t1_j48p1mh wrote
Reply to comment by BKLD12 in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
And being an atheist is no guarantee of morality either. I n my experience here online atheists love to disrespect and abuse theists. Certainly Hunter believed he had some sort of right to try to contravene Byrnes stated last wishes and to try to own his body as if he were merely a piece of personal property, all in the name of science, which is often quite antagonistic to religion. Feel welcome to defend atheists all you want, but you're not going to convince me Hunter wasn't an evil person.
BKLD12 t1_j48p097 wrote
Reply to comment by CaveatRumptor in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
I’m an atheist, and I think that what was done was awful. Even if he doesn’t know and never will know what happened to his body, it’s a complete lack of respect shown towards the man. He was treated as a specimen and freak show, not a human being.
Again, religious belief are not necessary to be good person, and religious people are just as capable of being assholes as non religious people.
MentalMuse t1_j48ounf wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Missouri lawmakers adopt stricter dress code for women in state House by dreamcastfanboy34
Bah God that's Sam Brinton music!!
DavidMalony t1_j48olk8 wrote
Reply to comment by coolluck33 in Addiction counselor arrested on meth dealing charge by deepthaw
Not a good comparison at all, as most people become counselors to try and help people, whereas cops... not so much.
pdinc t1_j48ofci wrote
The only surprising word in this entire title is "apologizes"
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The84thWolf t1_j48o35g wrote
Reply to comment by DoNotPetTheSnake in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Best part was, one of his female colleagues was sitting right next to him. He obviously thought she’d laugh at his silly joke 🤮
BKLD12 t1_j48nxmj wrote
Reply to comment by CaveatRumptor in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
Beg pardon? Religion is not necessary for respecting others, and religious people are not immune to being shitty people.
Vyntarus t1_j48nwv6 wrote
"No, no you must've misheard me... I said I was an addiction connoisseur!"
ItsDokk t1_j48vrnu wrote
Reply to comment by Kangar in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Jack says that to Greg, otherwise solid and hilarious reference!