I’m not even going to go into the joke of security this company used. But why the hell is a digital license plate even a thing? What purpose does this serve?

They would have contacted us if they somehow could achieve faster than ligth travel. The main problem with aliens is that they are so fucking far away. I wouldn't be surprised if we actually documented planets with alien life on it, except we only see the planet from thousands of years ago due to how slow the ligth is travelling.

Fight with insurance companies to make sure people get coverage for their chemical dependency and mental health treatment. Prior to that I worked in criminal defense for 5 years.

...at his 2nd house a man (27) and a woman (25) were arrested. Wonder if they were trying to open a stolen ATM at the time?

He's apologizing because he knows he offended many many animals in the great state of Idaho....

And that was a joke

> In his introductory remarks, Nelsen told the first meeting of Idaho's Agricultural Affairs Committee on January 10: "I'm a lifelong dairy farmer who retired, still own part of the dairy; grew up on the farm. I've milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women's health thing, I have some definite opinions."

Walking wasn't the only thing this guy has done behind a cow.

In the 90s I got caught with a half gram of weed. The court made me go to an 8hr drug education course. I came out of there with better connections than I ever dreamed of. Started my own pot distribution service because of that.

Which part? Looking up? or reporting UFOs? You're not likely to do the latter, but you'll never see one if you don't do the former.

Maybe the lookalike should shut up about it instead of making himself a headline.

He's trying to help people not get fucked over at the register. What a cut-up, amirite!?

That's moronic. Why should I waste my time doing that?

People creating multiple new accounts and spamming bs

Man, addiction counselors are many times reformed addicts, so this is actually not that uncommon. Seen it personally.

Under….pants? ‘:/

What do these bots actually prevent?

I don't know what the thing he's doing is supposed to be called, I just know it's not what the headline implies. The only thing oniony about this article is how badly the author fucked up the title.
If it weren't for the clickbait of "What lol the AG wants Dollar General stores to avoid him" then this would never get views.

So he's not asking for General Dollar to stay more than fifty feet away from him at all times?

Why not just give them some weed. It’s non addictive and anti anxiety

Groups that the law binds but does not protect etc..

Sure. Does it say you have to wear underpants? Asking for a friend.

Thank you, I was starting to think I was even more ignorant of legal terms than I thought.

It sounds like he's seeking an injunction?

On my farm I raise bulls, and I have strong opinions about bullshit...

I wonder what level of naive you have to be to be surprised by this

Oh brother, this guy STINKS!!

Maybe he’s sorry he said it next to a microphone?