Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Majares t1_j4a286t wrote
There’s no walking that back
Wisdom_Of_A_Man t1_j4a1u2r wrote
Further proof that the dairy industry is vile and needs to end. Literally based on exploiting the female reproductive system. I feel sorry for the women and cows in this guys life.
Dr-P-Ossoff t1_j4a1exw wrote
Reply to comment by taptapper in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
ugh, I’d forgotten about that.
racetrack_insider t1_j4a0nr7 wrote
Republican? I'm not surprised. They see women as breeding cattle.
Glitchdx t1_j4a0lms wrote
Reply to comment by mlorusso4 in California's New Digital License Plates Get Hacked by bothunter
it's purpose is to separate idiots from their money.
sexybimbogf t1_j4a0fsc wrote
Reply to comment by freemason777 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
no but he does 💀
sexybimbogf t1_j4a0bar wrote
the onion-y part is that he apologized
bocboc11 t1_j4a08m2 wrote
Let me know when he's wanted on October 31st.
Dr-P-Ossoff t1_j49ze3s wrote
Reply to comment by megapuffranger in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
One of the funny things about that is there is an old old idea of “manhood” where the idea of “unmanly males” hurting women could get you large numbers of random dudes determined to crush the bad guy. Misogynists were there, there were plenty of them, but they had to be secretive.
Rosebunse t1_j49xvbs wrote
Reply to comment by ledow in Addiction counselor arrested on meth dealing charge by deepthaw
Most pedophiles who don't want to offend stay as far away from kids as possible. I have seen some guys say they move out in the middle of nowhere to avoid it. Or they don't go around any child accept nieces and nephews because they know they won't hurt them.
The ones who really don't want to offend avoid it.
mamaslilmonster t1_j49xuzy wrote
Why is this a thing?
Rosebunse t1_j49xn2c wrote
Part of the problem with a lot of drug counselors I have met is that many of them are recovering addicts.
Now, while this does help them connect with their patients, they also, well, can relapse.
[deleted] t1_j49wr1d wrote
Reply to comment by Klaeni in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
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Reply to comment by Agouti in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
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hotmessexpress44 t1_j49wdk8 wrote
Reply to comment by themeatbridge in UFO reports rise to 510, not aliens but still a threat to US by stevemilk
Reporting enemy crafts.
JMLobo83 t1_j49w951 wrote
Reply to comment by necromundus in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
In the counties of northeast Washington adjacent to Idaho, bestiality is a fairly common crime. Not sure if it's a crime in Idaho though.
Argos_the_Dog t1_j49vugi wrote
Reply to comment by GiantRobotTRex in Missouri lawmakers adopt stricter dress code for women in state House by dreamcastfanboy34
My word, ankles are allowed to be visible?! What if I get an erection with all this lewdness!
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_j49vo44 wrote
Reply to comment by AssociateJaded3931 in Missouri lawmakers adopt stricter dress code for women in state House by dreamcastfanboy34
It's US stuff, always has been
[deleted] t1_j49udaw wrote
Love it. Some people have more teeth than sense.
jbhelfrich t1_j49s48a wrote
Reply to comment by i81u812 in Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
The Oniony part is that the Ohio AG is actually doing something useful, sensible, and reasonable.
___o---- t1_j49rsdf wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionableAI in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
He actually did give a rather nice apology the next day. He said he has a wife and five daughters and believes as he always has that the government should stay out of women’s medical decisions. Sounds pro- choice but terrible at making “jokes.” I forgive him.
taptapper t1_j49rkmr wrote
Reply to comment by Rude-Atmosphere-3969 in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
Only condemned prisoners in China need apply
taptapper t1_j49rhy8 wrote
Reply to comment by WraithCadmus in Skeleton of man who dreaded becoming a museum exhibit will finally be removed from display by BadAmateurBirder
Concussion damage could kill him and leave his body intact
thefartographer t1_j49r1d4 wrote
Reply to comment by TigBiddiesMacDaddy in UAE names its oil company chief to lead U.N. climate talks by KHaskins77
Then why do they keep laying eggs?
marmroby t1_j4a2aph wrote
Reply to Addiction counselor arrested on meth dealing charge by deepthaw
"Your problem is that you were using shitty meth. As your counselor, I advise you to only purchase meth from me."