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[deleted] t1_j4abc05 wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in Michael Myers wanted in Georgia on Friday the 13th by GRWeston
Duck Season!
GlobalTravelR t1_j4ab97a wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Michael Myers wanted in Georgia on Friday the 13th by GRWeston
Duck Season!
[deleted] t1_j4ab64l wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in Michael Myers wanted in Georgia on Friday the 13th by GRWeston
Rabbit season!
GlobalTravelR t1_j4aapwj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Michael Myers wanted in Georgia on Friday the 13th by GRWeston
Duck Season!
cruiserman_80 t1_j4aancj wrote
As far as business models go, it's not a bad one. /s
adamttaylor t1_j4aajts wrote
I mean technically governments farm their citizens for tax dollars. They spend money at the beginning of their lives in the hopes of getting a return on their investment when their livestock reaches adulthood and can pay taxes. They spend additional money to convince the livestock to work without complaint in the hopes of one day living life without work.
[deleted] t1_j4aacof wrote
Fucking amateurs dude
Desocrate OP t1_j4aa8g8 wrote
Reply to comment by Khemith in 29 million South Africans receive grants – with only 7.4 million taxpayers by Desocrate
I'm not talking about external support. I'm talking about locals putting their heads down and doing what was necessary to keep the economy going and growing.
nativez t1_j4aa05k wrote
Reply to comment by mlorusso4 in California's New Digital License Plates Get Hacked by bothunter
For the general public, the benefits are minor (stolen car alerts, toll road passes, registraion renewals through the electronic plate, etc.) . However, electronic plates will be a game changer for commercial carriers/semi truck drivers. Companies can just turn off a plate when a driver leaves the business. A surprising amount of companies struggle to get plates back from drivers. This means that they have to contact their local DMV and could run into issues with their safety record if the driver continues running on that plate.
[deleted] t1_j4a9v3q wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in Michael Myers wanted in Georgia on Friday the 13th by GRWeston
It’s rabbit season.
Khemith t1_j4a8yt3 wrote
Reply to comment by Desocrate in 29 million South Africans receive grants – with only 7.4 million taxpayers by Desocrate
"Thrived" supported by racists like Reagan and Thatcher.
jdvhunt t1_j4a8ku4 wrote
Reply to comment by omally_360 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
I think he means Republican politicians not voters
wouldofiswrooong t1_j4a8j75 wrote
Reply to comment by happykittynipples in Michael Bay Charged With Killing a Pigeon in Italy, Denies the Allegations by lulzPIE
Judging by the scene left behind, I would wager it's either the Friday the 13th Franchise or some real artsy expressionist type shit.
Maximillion666ian t1_j4a8fl2 wrote
The Republicans are just the Christian Talaban at this point. Hey remember when the US fought its longest war against religious extremists not that long ago.
idahononono t1_j4a85fx wrote
Reply to comment by Agouti in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Oh no. No,no,no. Fml, I gotta move.
mmrrbbee t1_j4a83cc wrote
Reply to comment by The_White_Light in Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
Christians consume flesh and blood of their god weekly, and this is too much for them?!
AbjectReflection t1_j4a7wbe wrote
right... and whats next, the taliban is going to name andrew tate the head of womens rights in Afghanistan??? f*cking clown world!
Ok_Tomato7388 t1_j4a7asl wrote
Typical. He'd fit right in in Gilead. Blessed be the fruit.
Desocrate OP t1_j4a6p29 wrote
Reply to comment by Khemith in 29 million South Africans receive grants – with only 7.4 million taxpayers by Desocrate
Sanctions is when South Aftica thrived and many State Owned Enterpsises were started, tons of local businesses opened, many still highly successful to date.
Antrikshy t1_j4a61wl wrote
Reply to comment by ur_friendly_friend in Michael Bay Charged With Killing a Pigeon in Italy, Denies the Allegations by lulzPIE
They clearly meant anyone on set.
omally_360 t1_j4a4rh3 wrote
Reply to comment by Xyrus2000 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
I know one republican. He doesn’t think like that at all. Sources?
[deleted] t1_j4a36x2 wrote
Reply to comment by Lipstickvomit in Lincolnshire artist uses own kidney stones to make Stonehenge sculpture by BardicWoad
I Think That The Problem May Have Been That There Was A Stonehenge Monument On The Stage That Was In Danger Of Being Crushed By A Dwarf
NoCommunication4350 t1_j4a32g3 wrote
Who is in recovery for weed though..
NoCommunication4350 t1_j4a2ris wrote
Like, weed? Whose in recovery for weed?
MTGamer t1_j4abhk6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Iowa funeral home finds woman thought to be dead actually alive by Meepster23
Oh wow, are bots combining the top 3 comments on the original in crossposts now?
Edit: Might be a live one!! The comment changed after I said something.