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JawaPunter OP t1_j4c2kyi wrote
Reply to comment by Tony_Bone in His excellency Rollan Roberts II announces his bid for President of the United States by JawaPunter
I think it's oniony because no one knows who he is and he's announcing his candidacy as if he's royalty.
dumb_progenitor t1_j4c28eg wrote
Reply to comment by Xyrus2000 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
That's a dangerous line of thinking that can ironically lead to extremism and eventually fascism. People vote the way do for a variety of reasons, and all politicians are fucked in some way or another(personally I think Republicans are clearly more fucked up), I'm sure you can find untoward comments made by liberal politicians that were later forgotten, because that's how it goes unfortunately, people forget and move on, focusing more on policy/propaganda rather than some random statement a politician makes for better or worse.
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j4c1x8u wrote
Reply to comment by aidan8et in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
You should look up USPS spying.
JawaPunter OP t1_j4c1rqk wrote
Reply to comment by alzee76 in His excellency Rollan Roberts II announces his bid for President of the United States by JawaPunter
I can verify he's a real person since his father was the principal at a school I went to. I'm not going to link his website but it's just his name .com without the II. As far as where his claims come from, I have no idea. That's what makes the article so Onion-like. No one's heard of this dude and he's pushing the excellency thing like it should be obvious.
gr8ful_cube t1_j4c1ivg wrote
Least mysoginistic and zoophilic idaho politician
omally_360 t1_j4c1cyp wrote
Reply to comment by Mouthtuom in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
No idea. I don’t follow american politics too closely, but this is like saying all muslims are terrorists. I don’t see how you guys can have a serious dialogue if you and your democrat friends use these childish and - quite frankly - infantile rhetorics. That goes for republicans too by the way. The sooner you realise this, the better.
poboy212 t1_j4c0w1z wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
It really isn’t. The left doesn’t worship its politicians. It isn’t a cult. The left politicians aren’t perfect and they get criticism. There aren’t people driving around with giant Biden flags on their pickup trucks.
MediocreDungeonMastr t1_j4c0e3q wrote
> Paul Ryan despises the fanfare he supported during his career
And this is why Paul Ryan always has and always will be a worthless twat
FrillySteel t1_j4c06h7 wrote
Reply to comment by bomberesque1 in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
Exactly my reaction.
"... funny that you're just telling us now..."
[deleted] t1_j4bzyhj wrote
Reply to comment by poboy212 in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
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the_fly_guy0423 t1_j4bzjf7 wrote
Reply to comment by Gh0stMan0nThird in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
ofc not, just sharing my experiences when i have to cut corners through a patch of grass 😂
InterestingTesticle t1_j4byvlk wrote
Reply to comment by Aleyla in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
What you're talking about is a salaried employee.
As far as an hourly wage is concerned, it's just the best system of measurement for most jobs. It's based on the idea that you pay for what you use. If I use 30 hours of your time, I'm not going to pay you for 40.
Would you pay a 500 dollar utility bill if you'd only used 100 dollars worth of said utility?
NegotiableVeracity9 t1_j4bykuz wrote
Reply to comment by Nokomis34 in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
Gotta teach em how to say goodbye
alzee76 t1_j4byfns wrote
Reply to His excellency Rollan Roberts II announces his bid for President of the United States by JawaPunter
Trying to figure out what the "his excellency" stuff is about and it's rendering the article a bit suspicious.
> According to Roberts II’s website: “Rollan Roberts II is an American businessman, government advisor, and 2024 Republican candidate for President of the United States
The only place google turns up the phrase American businessman, government advisor, and 2024 Republican candidate for President of the United States is this article, and they don't actually link to his homepage of his. No other photos of him in this getup either. RIS for it just turns up a bunch of historic military dress uniforms.
ETA:
No photos of him doing cosplay here I could find. The origin of the title is explained though:
> He was given the African diplomatic designation of His Excellency as Peace Ambassador to Nations from the International College of Peace Studies.
"International College of Peace Studies" smells like a sort of religious circle jerk that exists solely to offer "training" to members who belong to an affiliated church, with an impressive sounding name slapped on it to try to buy some credibility.
Hermit_Lailoken t1_j4bxj20 wrote
Is that why you left after setting up a sweetheart deal for yourself?
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j4bx9y5 wrote
Reply to comment by NorthImpossible8906 in His excellency Rollan Roberts II announces his bid for President of the United States by JawaPunter
All the real Americans know the Declaration was done being written on July 2nd and was just ratified on the 4th.
Llenette1 t1_j4bwrda wrote
Reply to comment by EaterOfFood in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
I legit wonder about this guy every so often...like. He's definitely Conservative, but even he saw how batshit crazy things were getting and said "fuck this". And it's sad I feel the desire to give him credit for that. Smh. Lol.
drNeir t1_j4bw13q wrote
Hope Wilbur wins.
Sounds like the neighbor just doesnt like the sound of a roo, with the distance of the houses in the video they arent hearing him at all inside and only when going outside or opening window or door would they hear him.
This no diff than dog barking, construction, gunshots, lawnmower, etc. If its not over certain decibel level, they cant hear it or its not a noise complaint.
Rickshmitt t1_j4bvlzs wrote
Reply to comment by spotolux in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
I think he was one of the smart ones who got out. He knew his party would be sucking that orange ass and said naaah ive got enough money. Which is scary hes resurfacing. Hes evil but smart.
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j4bvg7o wrote
Reply to comment by the_fly_guy0423 in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
I don't think that is accurate, unfortunately. Whether someone is a government employee or a private landowner really makes no difference about whether or not they're gonna be a douche to you.
BJntheRV t1_j4bvdxx wrote
Reply to comment by sighbourbon in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
Last 2 years he's been popping out of his hole since Trump lost reelection. It's almost like he's trying to stay relevant for a reason.
omally_360 t1_j4buq22 wrote
Reply to comment by Xyrus2000 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
I am saying he doesn't. It doesn't matter what you think or how you argue this, you are just wrong, period.
SeneInSPAAACE t1_j4buj39 wrote
If a company hires me, they're paying for my work, not for a hypothetical platonic ideal employee's work.
That guy costs way more.
MrLumpykins t1_j4buixh wrote
Reply to comment by chernobyl169 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Then we they get caught committing fraud they should have to pay. Everyone else does it is a kindergarten excuse
gloryshand t1_j4c2x5w wrote
Reply to comment by ux3l in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Genuinely curious how old you are?