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[deleted] t1_j4e8c39 wrote
Reply to UK schools ban physical contact, prevent students from holding hands, hugging by phoenix0153
In a few years they will also ban music and dancing. I smell a footloose sequel!
[deleted] t1_j4e6sx2 wrote
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icefire45 t1_j4e5b8u wrote
. M m.7
Chariots487 t1_j4e54m2 wrote
Reply to His excellency Rollan Roberts II announces his bid for President of the United States by JawaPunter
Some guy nobody's heard of announces that he's going to lose to either Trump or DeSantis. How is this even news, let alone oniony?
BubuBarakas t1_j4e53vl wrote
Reply to comment by Llenette1 in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
I bought my ticket abroad for a job the day after the 2016 election. I got out when he did.
roblox_online_dater t1_j4e4v48 wrote
Reply to comment by Toothlessdovahkin in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
Paul!
[deleted] t1_j4e3w48 wrote
Reply to comment by sexybimbogf in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
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PossibleReach4926 t1_j4e3syd wrote
Reply to comment by YetiPie in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
People are so petty for those downvotes, lol. You owned up to it
soipelez t1_j4e2y04 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
I'm a sysadmin and have deployed these tools to clients in my last job. That's not gonna cut it, they'll track what you open, which windows are in focus, keyboard + mouse activity, files opened, etc. If they wanna get you with this, they're gonna get you.
irredentistdecency t1_j4e2bqm wrote
Paul Ryan would have too much power as a school crossing guard…
psilocin72 t1_j4e1wj4 wrote
Reply to comment by TimmyNimmel in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
“The door is shut “
Ragnakak t1_j4e1hg4 wrote
Remember when Paul Ryan said his favorite band is Rage Against The Machine?
TimmyNimmel t1_j4dzn3z wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
The system is built by the rich, and the rich keep it.
BigGreenBallOfLuck t1_j4dyxmu wrote
Reply to UK schools ban physical contact, prevent students from holding hands, hugging by phoenix0153
Cue everyone in school all holding all the time. Don't tell us what we can and can't do. Cancerous Tories.
carndees t1_j4dxlq6 wrote
The right/ "the woke mob is responsible"
Gilgie t1_j4dwunl wrote
Reply to comment by snewz404 in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
The fact that he is groveling at CNN says it all.
Gilgie t1_j4dwpx0 wrote
Did he do anything as speaker?
ZeroM60 t1_j4dw6fo wrote
You know Paul Ryan looks like a more put together version of Jake Gyllenhaal character from Nightclawler.
Pterritorialdactyl t1_j4dtmsi wrote
somebody contact Jim Gaffigan
YetiPie t1_j4dszcs wrote
Reply to comment by musicle in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
My bad, wasn’t clear to me
95blackz26 t1_j4dswab wrote
I saw Paul Ryan is a liar carved into the door at a rest stop the other day
musicle t1_j4ds733 wrote
Reply to comment by YetiPie in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
He is referring to a hypothetical version of himself.
teplightyear t1_j4dpquq wrote
Reply to comment by Is12345aweakpassword in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
Mine was "Then why did we have trillion dollar deficits from 2016-2018 when you had so much power and McConnell and Trump held the keys to the other two levers of power, Mr. Fiscal Responsibility?"
YetiPie t1_j4dogv0 wrote
Reply to comment by PossibleReach4926 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
> that guy costs way more
Who is that in reference to?
bayoubuddha77 t1_j4e8gn5 wrote
Reply to Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
The Paul Ryan self-rehabilitation tour continues. Don't buy it