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Spazmanaut t1_j4f92mo wrote
Enemy surveillance drones
DigitalSteven1 t1_j4f8kzw wrote
Uninformed tech "journalist" for $200!
nl_Kapparrian t1_j4f83hx wrote
CO poisoning
soks86 t1_j4f7njq wrote
Reply to comment by BirdsbirdsBURDS in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
She was logging time per file but the software showed she never opened some of the files. She admitted to this.
BazilBroketail t1_j4f6u4n wrote
Bunch of guys saw, "unremarkable" lights and reported it?...
cutelyaware t1_j4f6620 wrote
Reply to comment by mekatzer in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Yes, but can your remote cock ring pair with your headset?
mekatzer t1_j4f5tcq wrote
Reply to comment by Paramore90 in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Those not only exist, they’ve existed for decades
“Teledildonics”
“Fufme.com”
AlbinoWino11 t1_j4f59h7 wrote
I am truly sorry…for being caught on camera saying what I think.
Bumm_by_Design t1_j4f4ic6 wrote
You got me at strap on
jl_theprofessor t1_j4f4dl9 wrote
Reply to comment by Alaishana in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Someone who wants to convince you to wear a muzzle.
DrMux t1_j4f3rzn wrote
Reply to comment by Paramore90 in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Also, I for one will not be purchasing a haptic suit without nipple electrodes.
Msfracture t1_j4f3o0x wrote
hahaaaa.. cee gee I
Paramore90 t1_j4f3kkb wrote
Reply to comment by DrMux in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Heck yeah that’s what I’m talking about… add-on a Fleshlight attachment and we’re good to go 🤣
Netsrak69 t1_j4f3e9f wrote
Reply to comment by fartingfreddy1 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
>They are going to make us pay back if we take multiple bathroom breaks?
Actually yes, that's a thing that happens in corporate America.
TravelinDan88 t1_j4f3a23 wrote
Reply to comment by Paramore90 in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Give it a few months.
TravelinDan88 t1_j4f38cu wrote
Reply to comment by Alaishana in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Someone that went to the South Harmon Institute of Technology, probably.
UndesiredEffect t1_j4f36av wrote
Reply to comment by LasciviousApemantus in UFO reports rise to 510, not aliens but still a threat to US by stevemilk
What specifically has been debunked? I didn't mention any specific event..?
pooplicker69_420 t1_j4f34ru wrote
Reply to comment by ash_274 in Michael Bay Charged With Killing a Pigeon in Italy, Denies the Allegations by lulzPIE
Very very original
UndesiredEffect t1_j4f31sf wrote
Reply to comment by LasciviousApemantus in UFO reports rise to 510, not aliens but still a threat to US by stevemilk
There's a lot of theories about warping space time as opposed to going really fast. Idk how anyone can be so assured that an unknown society of unknown ability couldn't possibly get here, or that the chances are low. Our technology in modern times is increasing exponentially in many areas and thats just taking into account the last 150 years.
How about a race 20000 years past where we are at?
sulla_rules t1_j4f30q8 wrote
And. Couldn’t wield it, he is a huge disappointment
jumpsteadeh t1_j4f2zut wrote
"unidentified" really says more about the viewer than the flying object.
LasciviousApemantus OP t1_j4f2tu5 wrote
Reply to comment by Quasanc in UFO reports by US troops skyrocket to over 500 by LasciviousApemantus
Because their militaries either understand their own camera technology or are too afraid of looking like a dumbass 😂
Really the only thing they're 'destigmatizing' is the US government looking like idiots with their official reporting.
Paramore90 t1_j4f2tnx wrote
At first I actually didn’t know it’s a muzzle to suppress the wearer’s voice. My horny ass thought it’s a kissing/mouth and tongue attachment for VR porn.
…. I should call her…
LasciviousApemantus OP t1_j4f2nyu wrote
Reply to comment by caskey in UFO reports by US troops skyrocket to over 500 by LasciviousApemantus
Exactly. But at this point the whole "Unidentified flying object" connotation being synonymous with aliens doesn't help the issue at all. Technically even an airplane is a "UFO" until it is identified as such. Everything is unidentified until it is later identified. It doesn't mean anything, really, and just feeds the conspiracy theorists.
Justherefortwoset t1_j4f9eme wrote
Reply to This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
This reminds me of the Onions feeding bag! It’s finally here.