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Shroomguin t1_j4frv8g wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Not me, I came here for an explanation like this. Got shocked a few hours ago by a spicy link... My hands still a little shakey
Warpzit t1_j4frmdb wrote
Reply to comment by caskey in UFO reports by US troops skyrocket to over 500 by LasciviousApemantus
And most likely drones.
BirdsbirdsBURDS t1_j4frd7x wrote
Reply to comment by Regulai in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Is this in this particular article and I’m just a bad reader or was it from another article?
I mean l, blatantly ripping off hours at a time is plain stupid. If this was over a long period of time and they were just snooping it’s quit me different.
I stand by my claim that businesses get far too much leeway in wage theft, so if someone wants to wait 5-10 minutes every so often before flouncing out I’m not gonna complain; but if she effectively just punched in and left, then it’s on her.
ImmediatelyOcelot t1_j4fqnkv wrote
Reply to comment by LasciviousApemantus in UFO reports by US troops skyrocket to over 500 by LasciviousApemantus
I'm a bit shocked too.
subzero112001 t1_j4fq3ch wrote
Reply to comment by sexybimbogf in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Because she fraudulently submitted her time?
subzero112001 t1_j4fq0ls wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
“Wage theft by employers”
What are you talking about?
puckerbush t1_j4fpy61 wrote
What an incredibly absurd statement from a bona fide failure.
DraggoVindictus t1_j4fpxwj wrote
"I've plugged time to files that I didn't touch and that wasn't right or appropriate in any way or fashion, and I recognize that and so for that I'm really sorry,"
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So, she admits to wasting company time and NOT doing her job when she actually says she is, and then expects to NOT have pay price of fraud? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
subzero112001 t1_j4fpxgq wrote
Reply to comment by SeneInSPAAACE in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Sounds like you didn’t read the article.
subzero112001 t1_j4fptg9 wrote
Reply to comment by BirdsbirdsBURDS in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Stealing over 50 hrs worth of money is “not a crime” to you?
It was worth $2,746. I feel like stealing such an amount is big enough to deem it a crime.
Chard069 t1_j4fojwf wrote
If the Space Brothers were humanity's friends, they would likely have been up-front about it by now. Alas, since UFO sightings seem correlated with military bases, any lights in the sky are likely we humans. We has met the aliens, and them is us.
SB_90s t1_j4fo3yk wrote
Given all of the current and impending geopolitical tension (Russia v Ukraine, China v Taiwan, N Korea v everyone, etc etc), I wouldn't be surprised if the US has been ramping up testing of their top secret aircraft tech over the last couple of years.
878_Throwaway____ t1_j4fo0r2 wrote
I'm buying it for the guy in my open office who refuses to grab a meeting room for his loud ass fucking calls.
Good_Nyborg t1_j4fnap1 wrote
>Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus.
Mazcal t1_j4fm2ys wrote
Reply to comment by Paramore90 in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Hold up so that’s what it’s for?
Can I put it on a colleague even if they’re not using VR at all?
Maatix t1_j4flfsw wrote
Reply to comment by Alexstarfire in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
>The second I realize it's going to take me a long time to figure something out on my own I'm like "OK, who the hell can tell me how this works? I'm not wasting my time on this shit."
>
>I'm a software developer.
Same way here. And somehow people look at me funny when I say "No, I'm not going to spend 30 mins researching this when there should be a readily available answer, someone just has to tell me where to find the answer and save us all time."
Why is common sense so uncommon? It's almost like I'm trying not to waste your time by not wasting my time.
bozitybozitybopzebop t1_j4fkl4m wrote
Reply to comment by SugarSweetSonny in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
Well, we will see what happens.
Either the GOP turns on him or he passes away.
If he doesn't die before they turn on him, he will play whatever cards he has left.
SugarSweetSonny t1_j4fk9jh wrote
Reply to comment by bozitybozitybopzebop in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
Yea but that still requires Trump not to blab to people about dirt.
Its a pretty big stretch that he wouldn't be telling people around him.
Its almost antithetical to everything he has done for decades.
He's even been known to divulge information damaging to himself in public (regarding business dealings in the past) despite his own lawyers telling him not to.
Its not totally unfeasable IF you can find a way to take Trump himself out of the equation (i.e. use someone else without trump).
Regulai t1_j4fjwop wrote
Reply to comment by BirdsbirdsBURDS in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
1 month, or an average of 2 and a half hours per day.
In addition she admitted to submitted bad timesheets and of lying about hours worked as well and offered up no proof of work on outside PC work. Notably whenever she claimed she was doing offline work she never at any point uploaded any results of said work or offered up any other proof.
Also she only had productivity software due to bad performance previously.
LasciviousApemantus OP t1_j4fj4lt wrote
Reply to comment by SiriusC in UFO reports by US troops skyrocket to over 500 by LasciviousApemantus
Yeah bro UFO is literally an acronym for unidentified flying object. 🤦 Do a bit of research on the etymology...?
Idk man i'm kind speechless. I know the dunning-kruger effect is a thing but do you have to be so aggressively wrong? That acronym is like... common knowledge. And things being unidentified objects until they are identified objects is like... Like, thats how things in general work. Have you never dealt with the basic fundamental logic of things? Lots of things are the kind of logic a child would use. Like basic object permanence, which presumably you lack also in addition to being unable to distinguish between identified and unidentified objects. Just because children have these skills and you don't doesn't mean that they aren't an essential part of being a functioning... well, hell, not adult, but a person in general.
bozitybozitybopzebop t1_j4fj2iy wrote
Reply to comment by SugarSweetSonny in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
The evidence is being held by Putin.
He may have even had instructions about avoiding blabbering.
That's hard to believe, but he still thinks he's running for president.
The Republicans have not split with him yet.
FrostieDog t1_j4fis0g wrote
Reply to comment by Justherefortwoset in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Exactly what I thought of when I saw this
SixStringGamer t1_j4fieet wrote
Reply to comment by soipelez in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
This is turning out like school. Long class, lecture finishes, homeWORK assigned, then use whatever time left to work on the assignment. I remember the smarter ones finishing before class ended, thus being "paid" for work that should have taken longer. They got the same grade as someone who took hours to get the same results, while accomplishing it in mere minutes.
Nagger_Luvver t1_j4ficj7 wrote
Reply to comment by Paramore90 in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
>…. I should call her…
You should NOT call her
[deleted] t1_j4fs9dl wrote
Reply to comment by Dan_the_can_of_memes in UFO reports by US troops skyrocket to over 500 by LasciviousApemantus
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