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Existentialidiot83 t1_j4i5kd6 wrote
Haha š¤£ š
dogman_35 t1_j4i2j42 wrote
Reply to comment by beyondoutsidethebox in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
HD Rumble^TM
Prestigious-Copy-494 t1_j4i1r5b wrote
Reply to comment by Agouti in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Your last comment is LMAO. Thanks for the chuckle.
lazyfacejerk t1_j4hyiuc wrote
"Hey, I used to scream about responsible spending, but when I got the chance, I cut taxes for the ultrawealthy (including my family) and created a several trillion dollar deficit. Once I cut that shit passed, I peaced out, yo."
-Paul Ryan, fucking asshole
Liquidwombat t1_j4hww09 wrote
Why is this posted in the sub Reddit? She falsified her time sheets and stole time. Itās pretty standard for people who are found guilty of doing that to have to pay restitution to the employer for the payroll that they stole.
PossibleAbrocoma t1_j4hnku8 wrote
Everything is a UFO if youāre bad enough at identifying stuff
IHate2ChooseUserName t1_j4hikbm wrote
i bid they will sell ZERO of them
KazkaFaron t1_j4hgkfv wrote
r/furry_irl
Roundaboutsix t1_j4hentc wrote
Reply to 2 People Jump Out of Woman's Trunk When She Pulls Over to Investigate Noise in San Diego by WildAnimus
She thought that sheād only had junk in her trunk.
Rrianch t1_j4hek4l wrote
Reply to Man on US Marshals 15 Most Wanted list, who appeared on '90 Day FiancƩ,' arrested in Florida by washedupprogranner
Man I almost thought that this was Darius McCrary.
Rrayton t1_j4he9t9 wrote
Reply to Man on US Marshals 15 Most Wanted list, who appeared on '90 Day FiancƩ,' arrested in Florida by washedupprogranner
āArrested in Floridaā where all criminals go to hideā¦
LasciviousApemantus t1_j4hdh7x wrote
Reply to comment by UndesiredEffect in UFO reports rise to 510, not aliens but still a threat to US by stevemilk
you ever heard the expression, keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out?
CogitatorX t1_j4hbjfj wrote
Reply to comment by Top-Philosophy-5791 in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
A fanboy who grew up relying on social security and Medicaid letās not forget that important little detail.
CaptainMacMillan t1_j4h7c9n wrote
The Earth is surrounded by a shell of satellites and telescopes, radios, receivers of almost every frequency spectrum. Our airspace is constantly monitored by militaries and civil outfits all across the world.
Yet some people still think a UFO could float directly overhead with absolutely no detection.
Maybe I have a lack of imagination for alien technology, but even aliens have to follow the laws of physics.
gangstasadvocate t1_j4h6ryd wrote
Reply to Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with āstolen tagā written on cardboard, deputies say by passionsnet
Yo, thatās gang gang
Shishire t1_j4h464h wrote
Reply to comment by fartingfreddy1 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
We just read the judge's decision. It's over a period of one month. And it's clear that she was being deceptive in some way from the evidence provided, as she kept offering new excuses that changed the nature of what she was claiming every time she was presented with evidence challenging her previous excuse.
Also, this is in Canada, so we're less familiar with the specifics of the laws there. It does, however, present a nasty precedent for companies to take advantage of even in dissimilar situations.
Gurisumonki t1_j4gxzvx wrote
Skunkworks engineers are the ultimate trolls.
beyondoutsidethebox t1_j4gwp9q wrote
Reply to comment by Warpzit in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
All you have to do is stick some form of oscillating motor within a TV remote, and knowing humanity, remote sex has already happened...
beyondoutsidethebox t1_j4gwgb9 wrote
Reply to comment by elwoodowd in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Huh, that would probably be better than a face mask now that I think of it...
wthareyousaying t1_j4gwfmy wrote
Reply to comment by dumb_progenitor in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Pray tell, how do you "bridge the difference" with a neo-fascist? Let them riot in the capital again with another attempted coup?
beyondoutsidethebox t1_j4gw9wg wrote
Reply to comment by oldthunderbird in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Depends, especially if there is some voice component to the game. I also imagine it improves the voice pick up quality as it won't have to work so hard filtering out background noise. Also, suppose some mad lad made Outlast VR (if it doesn't exist already), not everyone wants to hear someone scream full volume. (Now that I think of it, adding a mechanic that enables enemies to find you based on the noise from your voice and or breathing in a VR setting could be quite an addition to the survival horror genre, for example, Alien: Isolation, where the xenomorph can find where you are hiding if you are too noisy.) Alas I am no programmer, but, it seems that such a thing would actually be possible to implement...
wthareyousaying t1_j4gviat wrote
Reply to comment by omally_360 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
It's more like saying all of ISIS were terrorists.
[deleted] t1_j4guc2e wrote
Reply to comment by epistemic_epee in UK schools ban physical contact, prevent students from holding hands, hugging by phoenix0153
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OldMansLiver t1_j4grugn wrote
Reply to comment by Ovalgel in UK schools ban physical contact, prevent students from holding hands, hugging by phoenix0153
Because 1775 hit Dec 31st?
Prestigious-Copy-494 t1_j4i733l wrote
Reply to Ohio Attorney General requests a temporary restraining order against Dollar General by Slow_Ad3207
Wait, what? You think the clerks (well the one they have) is going to change out price sticker tags on the shelf? The stores make them do the work of 2 for the pay of one and can't find anyone to work for them half the time because if that.