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pressNjustthen t1_j4jo8fj wrote
Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
What a great counterpoint!
Phil_Graves_ t1_j4jnzgs wrote
Plot twist it’s not Busan that is flying the slogan. But
mekatzer t1_j4jm7p9 wrote
Reply to comment by king-jadwiga in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Sabaton
mekatzer t1_j4jm4ym wrote
Reply to comment by threebillion6 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Amamdeus Amadeus!
sexybimbogf t1_j4jm3ph wrote
Reply to comment by subzero112001 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
she should have taken more tbh
AmeriToast t1_j4jlj5s wrote
Reply to comment by CrawlerSiegfriend in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
I wouldn't go to a store with a bunch of homeless outside of it so they are in trouble either way
Ptomaine t1_j4jkkro wrote
Reply to comment by JoanNoir in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Wouldn't roasted magpie thigh be more appropriate?
AlwaysTappin t1_j4jjgok wrote
I'm shocked.
NonPolarVortex t1_j4jj9hx wrote
Reply to comment by soda_sofa in UFO reports by US troops skyrocket to over 500 by LasciviousApemantus
Even a bafoon
subzero112001 t1_j4jiwmn wrote
Reply to comment by sexybimbogf in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
It’s good to be a fraud?
Odd sense of morals you have(or don’t have I should say).
psilocin72 t1_j4jispu wrote
Reply to comment by subzero112001 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
I’ll not try to convince you. The info is from the US Dept of Labor. I have been pressured to come in early and work off the clock when the director of my department wanted to move the start times from 5:00am to 5:30am to avoid paying shift bonus. Most people don’t want an adversarial relationship with their employer so they go along with what the boss wants.
Successful_Tea2856 t1_j4jigsa wrote
The police don't enforce noise ordinances anyway. Just ask a cop when was the last time he checked a Harley for Legal Pipes.
subzero112001 t1_j4jhpjz wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
“Employers paying less than they are supposed to”
If your employer doesn’t pay you the proper amount, you can easily just report them and the government will force them to pay you along with possible fines. So they’d get screwed over real quick for almost no effort on the workers part.
“Work off the clock”
I don’t understand. Do they hold a gun to the head of the employee or something? How are they FORCING someone to work off the clock?
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Windturnscold t1_j4jgjlt wrote
The homeless sleep along train tracks, no way opera bothers them at any volume
TIMELORD317 t1_j4jf4l7 wrote
Yawn lmk when official disclosure happens
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We had a guy walk into the bank wearing a paper bag with cut out holes for eyes. Surprised being in Alaska he didn't get shot.
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king-jadwiga t1_j4jchfp wrote
Reply to comment by SuDragon2k3 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Imagine dragons.
Dr-P-Ossoff t1_j4jcgbb wrote
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Susie Bright calls it teledildonics.
rood_sandstorm t1_j4jcdtt wrote
Reply to comment by threebillion6 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
because they had nowhere else to go since Bach was baroque
CrawlerSiegfriend t1_j4jcc6h wrote
Seems like a bad idea because as a spending customer I would never enter a store that is playing loud opera music.
WhynotstartnoW t1_j4job71 wrote
Reply to comment by spoonybard326 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
>If the goal is to annoy people I think Reddit can come up with a lot of music ideas that are worse than opera music.
just blast the raunchiest SKA music around. you'll drive away 98% of everyone, and the remainder will be flailing their bodies to the grating sounds untill they die of exhaustion.