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SelectiveSanity t1_j4lx3xu wrote
Just because you are creative, doesn't mean your work can't suck. Especially if it completely loses context with what its supposed to represent.
Dirtbag_Bob t1_j4lunmv wrote
Reply to comment by SmartBoot5880 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
I live in California and go to San Francisco and Oakland frequently. I'm not romanticizing anyone or the situation. The vast majority of homeless folk grew up in terrible situations, and I don't think playing opera at illegal levels from a city noise ordinance standpoint solves anything?
How would that be good for society or the situation?
patienceisfun2018 t1_j4lu1t1 wrote
>"When it came out, a little boy pointed out — 'That's a p****!' and everyone was like, 'Yo, that's a big old d***, man'," he told Compact.
>"If you had showed that statute to anyone in the 'hood, they'd have been like, 'No, absolutely not'."
Early running for quote of the year LMFAO
chandler-bing-pl t1_j4ltud5 wrote
Surprisingly this method doesn't work on the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone
SilasX t1_j4ltmbt wrote
Reply to comment by threebillion6 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Thanks to all easily amused redditors for not starting an inane pun thread with "But what if they came Bach?"
I guess that would be too low-effort even by your standards...
san_serifs t1_j4lt2s0 wrote
There's a McDonald's in downtown Chicago that had a persistent issue of troublemakers loitering out front because it's steps from a subway station.
They installed outdoor speakers and play the song "Valerie" by Steve Winwood on a loop. It's working quite well.
SmartBoot5880 t1_j4lsip0 wrote
Reply to comment by Dirtbag_Bob in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
I love Reddit, always romanticizes the homeless and thinking they are all victims. I swear, if 90% of the people on Reddit stepped outside and into the city, they would instantly turn after watching some black hobo doing fent and screaming about his taint and Jews over and over while slowly fondling his penis.
"BUt but but, we just need to treat people with kindness all the time, and they just need more homes and houses! We need just need to build more houses!" - The morality pearl-clutching of a man or obese white woman who has never stepped outside and had an interaction with a real homeless encampment.
SunchaserKandri t1_j4lrqgg wrote
Reply to comment by Unnoble_Savage in Women's Rights Not Priority, Says Taliban Spokesperson After Education Ban by Luckymonkey1
White Christian heterosexual males from wealthy families. Let's never forget that they ultimately want a Christian theocracy.
SunchaserKandri t1_j4lr7qx wrote
Wow, the regime run by extremists from an already fairly misogynistic religion doesn't care about women's rights? Color me surprised.
BillyCapable t1_j4lqvkt wrote
Have you seen it? This article is a good read, hilarious!
casmith12 OP t1_j4lqpnm wrote
Scott's cousin, Seneca Scott, slammed the statue saying it was "masturbatory."
"When it came out, a little boy pointed out — 'That's a p****!' and everyone was like, 'Yo, that's a big old d***, man'," he told Compact.
stusthrowaway t1_j4lqies wrote
Reply to comment by spoonybard326 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
We're no strangers to love...
[deleted] t1_j4lp100 wrote
Reply to comment by mstrss9 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
All the black kids started driving pickup trucks & wearing MAGA hats:) Really, I’m not sure. Wasn’t around long enough to see the results of their little anti-social experiment.
themayorsenvoy t1_j4louvx wrote
Reply to comment by king-jadwiga in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Now just imagine me dragon my balls across ur face
FeralSparky t1_j4lnpph wrote
Reply to comment by SgtMajMythic in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
Its the same with people who are anti abortion but will get an abortion themselves because "Their reason was different"
mstrss9 t1_j4lnmvq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
How did that work out?
lazy_phoenix t1_j4lnb8a wrote
I feel like opera music would attract me if I was homeless
kapege t1_j4ln5mi wrote
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pukingpixels t1_j4lmypb wrote
They should try Skinny Puppy like they did in Gitmo.
[deleted] t1_j4lk0d7 wrote
Reply to comment by furiousfran in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Do you know what insufferable means?
SriusRamus t1_j4liqsj wrote
Lol, thank the USA for this, they waged decades long war there, instilled so much corruption and no education amongst the masses, they just keeled over after the army left...
ridiculouslyrobert t1_j4lghev wrote
This is America
GreenIce2022 t1_j4lge0s wrote
Reply to comment by txgypsy in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Those were Jesus rocks they sprinkled
SmartBoot5880 t1_j4lxyzg wrote
Reply to comment by Dirtbag_Bob in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Because most people would rather hear slightly loud opera over watch some skitzo junkie do smack and shit all over the sidewalk while screaming incoherently?
You should know this.