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passinghere t1_j4moc3q wrote
Reply to comment by koavf in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Do you understand what "blue balls" means? As in, a bloke that's been sexually excited and is left with aching balls due to not ejaculating... and thus they are joking they got blue balls after spending money on onlyfans which is sexually provocative.
SimpleKnight89 t1_j4mo7gt wrote
Lmao that’s actually genius
Woodpeckinpah123 t1_j4mo31t wrote
Reply to comment by z0mbiepete in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
I didn't get the dick comparisons until I saw it from this angle. Holy bronzed hogs, Batman.
SlothOfDoom t1_j4mo2mh wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
"Elon Musk Funded by Terrorists"
Unreliable_Sasquatch t1_j4mnxba wrote
That is one big pile of shit.
Ajg1384 t1_j4mnvhs wrote
I mean, the Harry Caray statue looks like a zombie with kids being burned alive. I still think it's the ugliest.
SelectiveSanity t1_j4mnkbr wrote
Reply to comment by Thomas_JCG in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
Better yet, if Dr King was ever in Boston for an event or what not, and they have pictures of him there, pose him in the most fitting manner from one of those hypothetical pictures.
Obtuse_Symposium t1_j4mmyry wrote
Reply to comment by casmith12 in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
That's gotta be the funniest sentence that I've ever heard relayed in the news.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j4mlwp7 wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Does this mean for $8/month I can be Muhammad The Prophet with a blue tick?
Will I be jihadi'd if I upload a profile picture?
PhilosopherDismal191 t1_j4mk5rs wrote
Homeless people can enjoy opera too!
GirlScoutSniper t1_j4mk36i wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
It took me a few to realize they weren't talking about hound dogs.
Fracture_98 t1_j4mil5l wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
They should have made them pink.
Thomas_JCG t1_j4migq1 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
Should just make a life-like statue of King, those seldom go wrong and everybody likes it.
Majestic_Electric t1_j4mibgl wrote
It would be so much better if they included their heads. That’s literally all it needs!
just_some_Fred t1_j4mi12m wrote
Go Oregon State!
[deleted] t1_j4mhu4e wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
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danathecount t1_j4mhss7 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
Is that a giant turd?
TheSciFiGuy80 t1_j4mfnp2 wrote
Reply to comment by JerrodDRagon in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
I think the issue is not just being homeless.
It's the mess, the smell, some people feel unsafe with the louder “eccentric” individuals, etc.
We have homeless people that have moved into our neighborhood park. At first, I didn't mind as the folks who were sleeping there policed themselves and kept things clean. But then a few new people started staying there and they were the more “crazy kind” and that's when the first few folks left and things got bad. Now they're leaving their trash all around where they sit all day, and they're urinating and defecating on the concrete even though there are bathrooms.
People in the area are starting to call the cops and quite frankly I’d be all for the store next to the park blasting music if it made the park safe for our kids again.
dang_envy t1_j4mf7la wrote
309 pounds and 10 million dollars of masturbatory metal.
ogrefab t1_j4mf72e wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Always come on de Bach, never on Debussy
ThatOneBush t1_j4mf6jq wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Taliban lambo
koavf OP t1_j4met52 wrote
Reply to comment by manorwomanhuman in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
How does that make sense?
Yeahwowhello t1_j4me5dd wrote
Reply to comment by LoMeinCain in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
It is what it is Especially sucks when it's in midst of a conversation back and forth and the comment is hidden because of the downvotes
manorwomanhuman t1_j4mdxnu wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
I bought blue balls on onlyfans
mdlinc t1_j4mocdh wrote
Reply to comment by BaconIsAVeg2 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Test drive that!