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Razariousnefarian OP t1_j4mw01h wrote
Reply to comment by joeri1505 in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
> Comedian says strange thing to get attention
Sounds like an Onion headline tbh
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j4mvwyj wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Wonder how long it takes the Taliban to get Talibanned
joeri1505 t1_j4mvvat wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Comedian says strange thing to get attention....
This is news?
stumpdawg t1_j4mvq9m wrote
No_School_2323 t1_j4mvic6 wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Well she is blond
Ragnarok314159 t1_j4mvgei wrote
Reply to comment by casmith12 in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
I wanted the unveiling music to be sad trombone noises.
subzero112001 t1_j4mvd61 wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
>people get weirdly offended when they hear that big corporations are taking advantage of workers.
Why would anyone get offended? That's basically what working for someone else always is?
Nevertheless, your statement doesn't refute or explain how a company FORCES you to work off the clock. But I understand that you can't actually come up with any kind of valid logic. So don't worry, I get that you're limited in your possible responses.
Njon32 t1_j4mvcby wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Would you care to Liszt some other low effort composer puns, or are you too Bizet?
6GoesInto8 t1_j4mssrv wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Haha, I don't even know what day it is!
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4msjkl wrote
Reply to comment by 6GoesInto8 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Oh, so you think Chat GPT and Google Search are less clear than you who tracks thoughts on your weekly calendar a month in advance?
"Tuesday the 5th,... Today I had a thought, which I shall let gestate for a day or so, until it has mellowed."
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4msabr wrote
Reply to comment by Nagger_Luvver in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Well, let's not single him out on that bit.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4ms4x3 wrote
Reply to comment by passinghere in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Just a tick.
Now, the blue part I can understand, but, you could associate blue with anything -- it's just the balls part. Twitter. Taliban. And Ticks. WHAT part of that made you think of aching hairy balls?
I think you expect more people to jump down your poorly lit rabbit hole than the surveys might support.
6GoesInto8 t1_j4ms1z6 wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
You might think more clearly if you don't track the completion time of your thoughts to the 10th of a second.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4mrrgp wrote
Reply to comment by SlothOfDoom in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Technically you are now more correct than when it was just Truth Social and the refugees from Parlor.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4mrk7t wrote
Reply to comment by GirlScoutSniper in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
For me it was; "They crave the Lyme disease?" For about 24.3 seconds.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4mrerq wrote
Reply to comment by BaconIsAVeg2 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
You could probably even be Jihadi and buy a blue tick as Turning Point USA -- think of the possibilities!
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4mr6sw wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
It looks like Musk has found a way to please that sought-after Taliban and scam marketers looking for legitimacy demographic.
TripleGarlic t1_j4mqpul wrote
Leiryn t1_j4mpstt wrote
Just because you're "creative" doesn't mean anything you create is any good at all.
Just remember this was not a one person process, multiple full grown adults looked at this and thought "Yup that looks great and is worth $10mil"
TrumpetSC2 t1_j4mpmcu wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
The idea for the sculpture is actually really cool but only if its like a small table piece so you can see what it is. The way it is you only see the weirdness and dont see what it actually is (two pairs of arms entwined)
Nagger_Luvver t1_j4mpjsl wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Elon loves anybody who's got the money to pay him
Tek_Freek t1_j4mpiy6 wrote
An "artist" designed this. They were taking a dump at the time.
Zauberer-IMDB t1_j4mozmy wrote
From another angle it also looks like a guy with a head up his own ass. This statue is unacceptably bad.
QuestionableAI t1_j4mw7sq wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
She's a comedian, so, I can believe she said that but I am inclined not to believe she was being anything other than funny.