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brademerika t1_j4ngqe4 wrote
Reply to comment by wewhomustnotbenamed in German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
Thanks
Elanapoeia t1_j4ng7ps wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Hey, don't forget "Nazis seeking to spread their ideology via social media". The dude was VERY happy to unban prominent white supremacists so that they too can buy the checkmark and gain legitimacy on twitter
dekaite99 t1_j4ng5n9 wrote
If that's true, then in his own words, they are "genuinely a moron".
Successful_Peanut812 t1_j4nfuzx wrote
Reply to comment by Correct-Med5992 in Andrew Tate: Bodyguard says 'Some girls thought they'd be his next wife' by pstbo
According to this site their lawyer said that neither Tate is married but both have kids.
> do they have family
> > They have children. Both have children.
> how many children do they have
> > I do not know.
> So both Andrew and Tristan Tate are fathers. They are not married but have children.
> > Yes.
Prior_Weakness2469 t1_j4nftpq wrote
looks like someone holding a big terd.. i have a dream that one day i can shit brown black
wewhomustnotbenamed OP t1_j4nfswl wrote
Reply to German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
other source who are more readable but somehow blocked by automods:
https://www.businessinsider.nl/greta-thunberg-and-a-mud-wizard-faced-off-against-german-cops-to-protest-a-coal-deal-with-the-countrys-largest-energy-company/
twoaspensimages t1_j4ne6p4 wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Thank you for telling us you're a moron. I suspected but wasn't sure.
Notsnowbound t1_j4ne1kx wrote
Reply to comment by Hickspy in Andrew Tate: Bodyguard says 'Some girls thought they'd be his next wife' by pstbo
Yeah, wtf does manly man need with a bodyguard?
ja_maz t1_j4nd5qz wrote
Reply to comment by danathecount in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
Why did you make milk’s statue a giant turd/dick?
Ah but you’re talking about it!
Monkeynumbernoine t1_j4ncs5t wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
I can’t wait for her to share other unfunny details!
brianbezn t1_j4nbky7 wrote
Reply to comment by jperezny in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
it's really hard to be this ignorant, like, you probably have to had it taught wrong to you in the first place and have really bad observational skills plus not live outside much. Even then, i doubt most people would get to 15 without realising.
elfking-fyodor t1_j4nb60i wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
I’m… pretty sure it’s like super mega illegal to deal financially with them.
SherifGames t1_j4nb4be wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Elon: "Nice"
Hickspy t1_j4na5fn wrote
Having some other guy protect your body for you sounds like a pretty beta move.
UnitaryWarringtonCat t1_j4n96fa wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Kinda how she found out.
>“My older sister Simone looked up at the sky and she said, ‘Chelsea, Chelsea look up. It’s not often that you get to see the sun and the moon at the same time,’” Handler recalled. “And I go ‘Wait, but they’re always together’
Trazzster t1_j4n8dxb wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Well hell, why not? The GOP is a terrorist organization and they all have blue checks too.
restore_democracy t1_j4n84ro wrote
Reply to comment by commandrix in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
If that’s how she makes her living I’m surprised she hasn’t starved.
commandrix t1_j4n7ia0 wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Remember, folks, people who rely on their looks for a living are rarely the brightest bulbs in the box.
Pika256 t1_j4n6f3a wrote
I'd like to propose that all the statues of Robert E Lee are uglier, but for a different reason.
GetCoinWood t1_j4n69yz wrote
Reply to comment by diagnosedwolf in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Different business does that
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j4n5jvw wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Seriously?, is this an actual question?
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j4n5e4o wrote
Reply to comment by jperezny in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Some things just don't change
rattymcratface t1_j4n5b62 wrote
Reply to comment by GreatBoneStructure in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
It wasn’t a Republica that was worried about Guam capsizing.
[deleted] t1_j4n5b3n wrote
Reply to comment by subzero112001 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
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psilocin72 t1_j4nhrn9 wrote
Reply to comment by subzero112001 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Type ‘wage theft’ into your browser and learn all about it. Or don’t if you don’t want to- I don’t t really care. This isn’t something I’m making up, it’s a finding of the federal government. If you’re siding with huge corporations rather than your friends, family and yourself, that’s up to you.