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realdonaldtrumpsucks t1_j4ns8dw wrote
It’s not good.
And it’s certainly bad given who it’s to be a tribute to.
BonDragon t1_j4ns84f wrote
Reply to comment by Jeraimee in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
"So your beheading people? Oh $8, never mind; as you were" -Tweelon
NeedlesslyDefiant164 t1_j4ns28x wrote
Reply to German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
That video is hilarious. It looks like they were acting in a comedy movie trying to be as ridiculously incompetent as possible.
BonDragon t1_j4nrw0z wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
So what's the difference? I don't see TweeLon doing big positive philosophy work with his money. Just how "right" he is on all topics.
koavf OP t1_j4nr07r wrote
Reply to comment by Visondo in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
With free speech and hashtags. Also, by breaking the law.
BroForceOne t1_j4nqvgi wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Do people really think comedians don't make up shit? How eventful would your life have to be, and how good of a memory would you need to have, to be armed with decades of stand-up material?
This reminds of how people thought Curb Your Enthusiasm was a documentary about Larry David's real life.
nancylikestoreddit t1_j4nqsg8 wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
She real dumb.
blahbleh112233 t1_j4nq9o3 wrote
Reply to German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
Gotta hand it to the German police to be fair and only send in a few officers at a time.
Visondo t1_j4nq72x wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
And how is Musk going to take payment from them when they remain sanctioned by the US?
IkaKyo t1_j4npp8u wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
They did this from a picture of him and his wife there hugging. shit you not, well except the one being held.
itchydogblues t1_j4np73r wrote
Reply to comment by UnitaryWarringtonCat in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
None of that makes sense. Nor is it funny. I think the whole thing is so dumb.
irate_alien t1_j4nnokj wrote
Reply to German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
come and see the violence inherent in the system!
tnfrs t1_j4nmmq4 wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
how long until theyre talibanned amirite guys
mymar101 t1_j4nm885 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Never.
koavf OP t1_j4nm7ds wrote
Reply to comment by g60ladder in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
How?
mymar101 t1_j4nm5lz wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Wait you're doxing the Taliban. Sarcasm.
Acrobatic_Quit1378 t1_j4nlzow wrote
Reply to comment by Alaishana in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
Better than falling IN it!
DamnBunny t1_j4nlwoc wrote
Reply to comment by lilbitspecial in 'Beaverland' author deep dives into how beavers shaped America by kangarooturd
O uO Heeheehee that has two meanings.
Acrobatic_Quit1378 t1_j4nlitc wrote
Reply to comment by -DC71- in This $200 VR muzzle lets you strap a second bulky device to your head by Teeterama
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g60ladder t1_j4nku99 wrote
Reply to comment by koavf in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
It's a self-deprecating joke.
Its_Just_A_Typo t1_j4nk8bn wrote
Reply to comment by GirlScoutSniper in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
"They want a big ol' hound dog that likes to lay around in the yard all day?" was my first thought seeing this.
JaRuleYourDad t1_j4niafs wrote
Reply to comment by Notsnowbound in Andrew Tate: Bodyguard says 'Some girls thought they'd be his next wife' by pstbo
Getting real "Steven Seagall" vibes from Tate.
Caladex t1_j4ni4t5 wrote
Seriously, it looks like some kind of Lovecraftian entity or a Biblical angel and not in a good way. It’s beyond our comprehension and vaguely grotesque. It doesn’t do MLK Jr justice.
McDaddyos t1_j4nsapg wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionableAI in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Maybe but if you watch Handler long enough, it doesn’t really take too long, you’ll see a lot of examples of her ‘being funny.’ She says a lot of real airhead shit and looks genuinely pissed when she is called out on it.