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Darklord_Bravo t1_j4o53wu wrote
I saw the post where a guy said it looked like someone holding Shaq's dong.
I couldn't disagree.
Melt it down and try again next year?
Ajg1384 t1_j4o4pw8 wrote
Reply to comment by Car-face in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
If I were a Cubs fan, it would piss me off.
xGenocidest t1_j4o46as wrote
Reply to German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
Pretty sure that's Merlin.
Car-face t1_j4o43qb wrote
Reply to comment by Ajg1384 in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
Hahaha what the fuck?! Why are they growing out of his leg stumps?!?
Smoovemammajamma t1_j4o3vi4 wrote
Reply to comment by Dagordae in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
ah, easily removed then
metaltimmy t1_j4o3fzv wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
You know Elon, this “free speech” you talk about, should actually be reserved for countries that have free speech.
You know, it’s always acceptable to tell oppressive terrorists to shove their heads up their asses!
shizbox06 t1_j4o2hel wrote
Reply to comment by BaconIsAVeg2 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
haha, your username already has you on the list.
bigbangbilly t1_j4o2hds wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
It's like the Wolf Cola episode from Always Sunny In Philadelphia but with Elon
zstandig t1_j4o27ye wrote
Didn't anybody check on it while it was being made?
bstowers t1_j4o26gx wrote
zstandig t1_j4o1o3k wrote
Reply to comment by mekatzer in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
zstandig t1_j4o164y wrote
Who bothered to ask?
baigish t1_j4nzzae wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
I don't believe it. She is not stupid. She might be a ridiculous, self absorbed person with little self awareness. But, she's not stupid. This is just a joke to create material
spoonybard326 t1_j4nxltg wrote
Reply to comment by Meanderingversion in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Do do doo doo do
p_larrychen t1_j4nwl4l wrote
That’s generally what happens when you groom someone for abuse
NemosGhost t1_j4nwkrm wrote
Reply to comment by MrSquigles in UK schools ban physical contact, prevent students from holding hands, hugging by phoenix0153
It's in the first sentence of the article.
Lighten up Francis. The BBC article says exactly the same things as the Fox article.
Mikimao t1_j4nwizi wrote
Reply to comment by wittiestphrase in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Yeah, as a fan of stand up, it blows my mind how people can't understand how talking in a way that isn't normally socially acceptable, can be really fucking fun. You get to bend the rules any which way, as an art form
Being true isn't even ancillary to what is going on, it's straight up not even required, and often times would just get in the way.
NemosGhost t1_j4nwdyg wrote
Reply to comment by free_umi in UK schools ban physical contact, prevent students from holding hands, hugging by phoenix0153
It's literally in the first fucking sentence of the Fox article.
Get a grip.
BrookeBaranoff t1_j4nva3k wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Oh look more incels on Twitter!
21_MushroomCupcakes t1_j4nuta3 wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Domestic vs international.
obscureposter t1_j4nusfp wrote
Reply to comment by joeri1505 in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
I don’t know what’s happened recently but people are taking everything a comedian says at face value. Like a large swath of the population believes every story that comedian makes up for their routine is true.
wewhomustnotbenamed OP t1_j4nuq2d wrote
Reply to comment by NeedlesslyDefiant164 in German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
it's hilarious because their incompetence didn't hurt anyone.
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j4ntga4 wrote
Reply to comment by mdlinc in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
I would but I'm too worried they'd find out I lived at Mar-A-Lago!
[deleted] t1_j4nsext wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Not surprised. She is a liberal.
badalchemist85 t1_j4o5ikh wrote
Reply to comment by elfking-fyodor in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
hold me beer - elon muskrat